Episode Transcript: #623 - Ari Shaffir
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Song is that the whole name of the song? Yep, that's it. That's the whole name of the song. There's no need for the fucking music
young Jamie
Like that
That was the beginning of it. That's it. We are motherfucking live. Are we doing it? Yeah, we're doing it. Oh nice
It's a great new theme song. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, happy with it. Ari motherfucking
Shafir has a billboard if there was a movie about your life
And then this happened the way it happened. I would go
They did I was too much. Yeah, too trite. No way
Oh, he had a billboard above where he lived for 10 years as he struggled. Yeah as he was fucking
Destitute living in this little shitty area of Hollywood like a right here
Yeah, right next to the comedy store right down the street from the comedy store. It's the cheapest housing near the comedy store
Yeah, yeah, it was I remember every time I'd visit you. I'm like safe here. Can we walk through?
Everything all right
You live with it wasn't dangerous, but it was bad and then eventually the homeless people started moving in yeah
You lived with some sketchy folk. Yeah, sure there was like a few people were like I didn't walk through your halls like I would walk through the Ritz-Carlton's
No, no
It was like I was on I wouldn't say I'm on oh, you know code red
But I was on code yellow or whatever the fuck the terrorist code is I had a little bit of we had this these here these horns
It was kind of like that that that Brady that chain you have there this with the beads
Yeah, it was hanging up with this weird horn thing like on the railing in a corner