Episode Transcript: #669 - Joey Diaz
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So this story's about...
We're talking about G. Gordon Liddy.
So G. Gordon Liddy, in this episode of Miami Vice, was a sergeant in Vietnam,
and right when Saigon fell, he held on to 300 kilos of pure heroin,
and he took it to the United States in dead bodies.
This is what the episode's about.
1986, Miami Vice.
They bring it to Miami, and he sat on it for 20 years
until the value went all the way up, just like an investment.
And then he let it loose, but by that time it had gotten contaminated,
started killing junkies all up and down the East Coast.
What a brilliant episode.
Wow.
So they had to go in and dig for G. Gordon Liddy,
and this motherfucker shows up, right, to this board meeting.
That's when I had to leave the house.
He shows up to this board meeting.
He's like, yeah, the heroin was mine, blah, blah, blah.