Episode Transcript: #68 - Iliza Schlesinger
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Hi, Ustream folks. Sorry, we're off air for a little bit.
You missed me playing with the Vagina Light.
Yeah, we missed the whole proof of concept.
We're working out, you know, behind the scenes type shit.
Eliza and Hefron together might rule the world with this artificial vagina slash...
He's got to get Hefron to accept you on the team, though.
But I think I can broker that deal.
Okay, I appreciate it. Thank you.
You know, seeing as you're both last comic standing winners, you already have an in, right?
We have that bond. Unbreakable.
Did you have to do the audition where you only did stand up in front of the judges and no audience?
Yeah.
It wasn't even... People don't get it.
My audition, you walk in, the judges aren't there.
It was just, like, producers' assistants or, like, talent people.
They weren't even people you know.
And you walk in, you pitch your... You know, you do your joke.
And I talked for about 15 seconds.
She goes, yeah, just come back this afternoon.
And then I came back and they were like, you're not on the list.