Episode Transcript: #71 - Al Madrigal
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Yeah, so yeah, you're allergic to cats, so you might be...
That's the thing is, it hasn't affected me yet, but there's a very good chance that I could completely lose it and have to be rushed to the hospital. There's no big deal.
I think that the volcano is going to bypass all that and put it in order for you.
Is it a breathing thing or do you get swollen?
It's breathing, eyes, throat closes the whole thing.
Oh, shit. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation might be necessary.
In other words, he's a pussy.
That's the thing. That's what a large part of my act has become about.
Allergies?
Me talking to a cholo, but I have allergies.
No, I do a couple different stories that I have.
There's a cholo soccer dad that I'm talking about and stuff like that.
It's all about me having allergies in front of black people.
Feeling genetically inferior.
Yeah. Hey, sorry.
Here's a fascinating thing that I read about the H1N1 virus, that flu virus.
They're saying now that the people that survived it, the people that got it and survived it, they have like super immune systems now.
And now they don't get any flus.
They don't get any of the flus.
And they think that they may be able to come up with a universal vaccine for flus based on the H1N1.