Episode Transcript: #713 - Dave Rubin
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And we're live! Dave Rubin. I'm trying to shut this fucker.
Shut that fucking thing off for two seconds. Jesus.
We are here to celebrate the fact that Chris Christie got kicked off of a quiet train this morning
for talking on his phone while drinking a McDonald's strawberry shake.
And this is the guy who wants to ban pot.
How about ban yourself, you fucking slob? How dare you?
How dare he drink a McDonald's strawberry shake in public?
After. In light of everything.
Not only that, after having his stomach stapled.
Yeah. It didn't really take.
Yeah.
You know?
You can stretch those bitches out.
You can?
Yeah.
But do you have to do something? You think he's doing something?
You just keep eating.
You just keep plowing through.
I know a guy who's blown through two of them.
Ooh.