Episode Transcript: #728 - Ceara Lynch
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Yeehaw! We're live. So, Ciara. Am I saying it right? Ciara, right?
Ciara. Ciara? Yeah. Okay. It's like Chandra Chandra, right? Ciara.
If you had to describe your occupation to someone, how would you describe it?
In one word, I would say humiliatrix. See, this is what I learned about you from my friend Chris Ryan.
He told me, you gotta get this girl on. You gotta talk to her. And then I went to your Twitter page.
And your Twitter page is filled with some hilarious stuff. Like, one of them is about you sending poop through the mail.
And then it was like one of the only times the post office opened up your box.
They tried to. I asked them not to and they respected that.
Why did they want to open up your box anyway?
Well, I put it in a box of a very expensive camera that I had. And so when they asked me like, what is this?
I was like, oh, it's the camera. And so they're like, well, how much was it?
And it's like, well, I got $900. And so they're like, oh, we'll have to repackage this.
And then she's like getting her like knife ready or razor ready to open it up.
And I'm like, oh, no, it's fine. You can you can just leave it as is.
And she's like, well, if it gets broken, it's your responsibility and all this.
And I'm like, it's fine. It's okay.
And there was more than just poo in there. There was like piss. There was toenail clippings.
There was a vial of my spit. Like this guy had a whole like value package for me.
How did how the fuck did you get started in this business?
You seem like a fairly normal person. Granted, I've only met you for a very short amount of time.