Episode Transcript: #745 - Ari Shaffir
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It's always hard to stop a conversation and then we started in a natural way
After you smoke pot at 10 o'clock in the morning on a Monday. It's just one of those things
Right, it's a lot of bips. Yeah, it's just too much going on. Yeah, we can't be asked to start and stop a conversation
That was pretty smooth. It was just like hey, we're going
Okay, go
Yeah, this is the pot pauses are weird man. Yeah, like and start the show
It's where you got to do a whole theme song and then you're like gonna wait and then like
That was the wrong way to do it. We made a few mistakes. The big one was oh, is that me?
Haven't done that in a long time. I thought I had this closed. I swear to god
I did how come the Apple thing when you hit your Apple TV
It makes presses play on your fucking iTunes on your computer does it yeah all the time you're like no stop that one just that one
Oh, no, I didn't know oh no, it's in both
So if you have Apple TV and the computer
Open at the same time so if you're watching on TV and you're you have a computer or if you have a quick time file on the desktop
It starts playing that oh wow how annoying yeah
I had to look blockers for the sensor sometimes even when it's closed it still starts it up
My fucking phone started making my computer ring the other day when you remember that
Yeah, we were in here and my computer was ringing. I was like what kind of dog shit. I'm sure they're not watching us
I'm sure they're not watching us. Yeah, I'm sure it's totally not air connected. They already look at everything we do
Come on. Come on fucking up. We don't even notice it. I know