Episode Transcript: #751 - Doug Stanhope
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I try I won't take them unless I can actually sell it but having to sell it more than once which doesn't happen
Well, you have Squarespace now. I think we're live right we're live. All right
I like that one because it's real like there's no disputing. It's a really good product
Like yeah, and but Chaley does my website and uses Squarespace
So he can actually tell yeah the shit that it does well red bands made like no bullshit like a dozen or more
Websites during the time in which it took to do a Squarespace commercial
He would just slap together a bunch of pictures call it Ari's butthole easy and put it up online in like 30 seconds
And I'm not bullshit and it's that easy Ari's but yeah
We made what was the one that he made some a gay one with Ari
Do you remember Jamie?
Burt squirts was one of them, but there was something about Ari's legs or something something sexual
It's like six-and-seed feet on the table or some shit like that. Something like that, right? Okay, so what that does it's probably not it doesn't exist anymore
Maybe some fan picked it up in homage
But um, it's fucking it's a legit sponsor, right? You can't argue with it
Some of them to get sketchy. Yeah, there's a couple I turned down some luxurious sheets
Oh god. Yeah, and I have no idea what it was
But I do buy nice sheets because I sleep a lot. Yeah, so they go they're gonna send you a free set of these
Luxurious sheets and I go these are $300 sheets that are shittier than the
$59 ones I bought from some triple-a promotion on an email spam blast
I'm like, I'm not promoting that. Yeah