Episode Transcript: #769 - Bert Kreischer

We're live oh we're live right now yes, we're live Brian. What are you doing over there?

Had nothing fixing some shit on my phone. I woke up today

My Safari app is just missing from my phone and that's not an app you can download from the app store

So it's like how the fuck do I you say you woke up and this happened, but yeah, do you really remember last night?

Yeah, except I didn't eat last night. Yeah, I doubt I doubt you remember the last few hours

I did I have this problem lately where I how fucked up was he no

He was getting licking up when I saw him you were getting like eight

Weren't you know I didn't start drinking until after I got off stage and oh and stuff

But I did a thing where I woke up and I tell people like oh, yeah

I'll do your podcast, but I don't write it down and then like I was in bed and somebody's like hey

I'll see you at the laugh factor in 40 minutes and I'm like whoa you got to remind me or something

That's the you that by the way that exact same thing happened when you did my podcast

Let's not let's not write it off to one night

Why don't you use the calendar feature in your phone? I do but I only do it for shows

It seems like but like little things like podcasts stuff. I never really always that's not a little thing

Well, I always think that people would like remind me, you know like not 40 minutes before but like hey

I'll see you tomorrow and like okay. Oh, yeah that okay cool. Yeah

Okay, but then I after that I had another one that I completely forgot about

So well and then I had to go to the comedy show last night