Episode Transcript: #775 - Greg Fitzsimmons
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AHHHHH!
Powerful Greg Fitzhimmons!
Coming out of the gate with a fuckin' orgasmic...
YEEESSSSS!
That's Donald Trump's face.
You ever see notice that Donald Trump's face is running away from his skull?
He looks like he needs vaginal rejuvenation surgery on his cheeks.
What happens to a person's face that it just doesn't like their head anymore?
Just pulling away.
Yours is hanging in.
But he's not that fat.
No.
You know what I mean?
Chris Christie's face is in better shape than his.
Right.
Well, being fat helps because, yeah, it pushes all the wrinkles out.
You get no wrinkles when you're fat.
But mine...
I'm Irish.
When you're Irish, man, you hit 40 and all of a sudden you turn into a rotten apple core.