Episode Transcript: #778 - Ari Shaffir
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You should be by yourself in a house.
You should be serious to think about buying a house.
Jamie or me?
You.
Oh.
Yes!
Ari Shaffir in the fucking house.
Put the headphones on so we feel like we're doing something.
There we go.
Where are they?
These headphones make a difference.
It's so much easier without my glasses.
They used to pinch me.
Oh, that's right.
They would crush my ears.
You went and got your eyes cut on.
Yeah.
They put a fucking laser right to your eyeball and they go,
don't look at it.
I'm like, it's an eye right eyeball.