Episode Transcript: #79 - Jon Lajoie
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I can't let other motherfuckers define you, ladies and gentlemen.
That's my message, alright?
You wanna fuck that tube? Fuck that tube, son!
Fuck it all day.
My cleaning lady just, like, she comes in and like,
I have shit, you know, that I don't necessarily hide.
Tissues and shit?
Well, not even just, like, just, like, stuff, you know,
some fun toys that I use with, you know, some ladies.
Oh, dildos and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God damn, my man goes deep.
No, like, my cleaning lady, I love it.
She's like, she'll clean my plate and she'll be like,
oh, she'll find them and just put them on top of a dresser.
I should be like, I don't know where to put these, John.
Yeah, what the fuck is that like for her?
Yeah, yeah.
Picking up your dirty, slimy, frosted, it looks like a donut,
like, frosted donut dildo.