Episode Transcript: #812 - Russell Brand & Jim Breuer
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I know you guys are banging to your coffee.
And we're live. You're jumping into swamps in English royalties' homes.
You've got to be very careful.
This is how I like to be introduced, Joe.
You've got to be very careful when you get into those sort of predicaments.
Who knows what's in there?
There's a beheading around every corner once you mess with the royal family's private swamps.
Yeah, especially if you're doing it for some sort of psychedelic purposes.
You're trying to elevate yourself by freezing yourself in their cold, swampy waters, freeing yourself.
If you're embarking on a journey of personal shamanism on royal territory, yeah, your life's in your hands.
Your life could shrivel up as quickly as my sex organs did in that particular predicament.
It's definitely an added element.
Yeah, it is.
You have to consider it.
It's not a place to go for pride.
But as soon as I'm submerged in it, that's what...
You know, it's because even though it is just, in this case, just an example of me, a man simply jumping in a cold lake.
And I do have a tendency to over-poeticise the mundane experiences of my everyday life.
But why not?
What else are we going to do while we're here?