Episode Transcript: #824 - Bryan Callen
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What happened?
This is a heterosexual top 40 song and then all of a sudden look at my dick. Who said that? What happened?
I apologize. That just popped out. No pun intended you fucks
You filthy animals. He's back from Italy ladies and gentlemen. I'm back from the south of France. Wow, man. We both went to Europe
Very cultured. Very cultured. Did you drink wine over there? Of course I did. Did you contact the sommelier and just let him know how much you know?
No, I didn't need to because I was with a very rich friend so we just I just threw a dart at his cellar and I took out insanely good wines
Oh, he's one of those guys. Oh, forget it. I was like and I was I was I was saying shit like this. I was like, oh
I smell nutmeg and pencil
Cuz that's what I've heard people say they get mad at you. Yeah, of course they get mad at me
And then I took a then I and I I sipped some white wine. I went whoa, I feel like I just got hit in the head with by a farmer
I love saying dumb shit like that