#850 - George Perez
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George Perez is a stand up comedian. Previously seen on Comedy Central, Showtime, and MTV's "Yo Mama", you can now see George headlining all over the country.
Episode Timestamps
George Perez and the Mystery of SWAT Crews in Woodland Hills
- George Perez and a host discuss suspicious black SUVs and SWAT crews nearby.
- The conversation touches on privacy concerns related to location services and GPS tracking.
- They reminisce about speed use and its correlation to modern prescriptions like Adderall.
Meth, Poor Judgment, and the Story of a Lawyer Turned Meth Dealer
- A story about a successful lawyer who got involved with a meth dealer and started selling meth.
- The dangers of meth use include poor judgment leading to reckless decisions.
- Mention of physical effects on meth users, including severe skin issues due to exposure.
Speed Hustles and Prisons: The Gang Life of 1998
- The narrator belonged to a gang that specialized in selling speed in 1998.
- While serving time, he observed fellow inmates exhibiting habits tied to their drug use, demonstrating how deeply ingrained these behaviors are.
- The narrative challenges common misconceptions about prison life, particularly the social stigma around drug use and the importance of maintaining a healthy image among inmates.
From Construction Exhaustion to Comedy: A Personal Journey
- The narrator shares insights about his challenging experience in construction work during his youth, highlighting the physical toll it took on him.
- He reflects on the rigorous demands of labor jobs and the realization that such a life was unsustainable for him.
- The discussion contrasts the backbreaking nature of construction with the freedoms and camaraderie he found in prison, ultimately leading to his transition towards a more fulfilling career in comedy.
From Construction to Comedy: The Untold Story of the Gangster Turned Comedian
- The narrator describes the grueling work in construction using a Gomeco curb machine.
- A humorous yet tense encounter highlights the narrator's frustrations with workplace dynamics and immigration issues.
- The transition from a life of crime and sports to comedy is initiated after a violent altercation at a park.
Courtroom Drama: The High-Stakes Judgment of a Rising Comedian
- The narrator faces serious legal repercussions after a fight results in a victim with severe injuries.
- Realizing the complexities and biases of the judicial system, the narrator reflects on his courtroom experience and the pressure of jury perceptions.
- After losing the case, he is immediately taken into custody, marking a dramatic turn in his burgeoning comedy career.
Inmate Recounts Intense Riot Experience at County Jail
- An inmate describes a chaotic riot that broke out in county jail, leading to immediate involvement to ensure personal safety.
- Security measures during the riot included police intervening with paintball guns and pepper spray, creating dangerous conditions.
- The inmate shares the brutal reality and unwritten rules of jail life, emphasizing the necessity to protect allies and engage in fights for survival.
Judge Shows Leniency After Family Support During Sentencing
- After involving himself in the riot, the inmate was sentenced to three years, but family letters and good behavior influenced the judge's decision.
- The inmate discusses the significance of his attorney's argument that he participated in the riot purely for self-defense.
- He explains the prison system's classification of inmates into different levels based on their offenses, detailing the hopeful life awaiting him on lower-level yards.
Inside Prison Cooking: Innovations by Inmates like Jamie
- Inmates create ingenious cooking devices like the 'stinger' to steam food.
- Jamie describes how prisoners repurpose tools, such as a radio cord, for everyday tasks.
- Prisoners utilize available resources, like metal for grills and old heaters, to prepare meals.
Tattoo Innovations in Prison: Jamie's Personal Ink Journey
- Jamie reveals the DIY process of tattooing, including making tattoo needles and ink.
- Prison artists like Jamie face consequences if caught, highlighting the risks of self-expression in confinement.
- The episode mentions high-quality prison tattoos, with Jamie comparing artists to renowned tattooist Mr. Cartoon.
Charles Bronson's Tattoo Journey and Prison Currency Insights
- Discussion on the distinction between prisoner Charles Bronson and the actor Charles Bronson.
- Insights into how tattoos are created in prison and the type of currency used, including cup noodles and cigarettes.
- Exploration of life inside prison, including the difficulty of quitting smoking and adapting to a smoke-free environment.
Arnold's Impact on Prison Gyms and Unique Workout Solutions
- Examination of Arnold Schwarzenegger's controversial role in removing weights from prisons and its implications.
- Creative alternatives inmates use for workouts without access to traditional gym equipment.
- A look at the privileges associated with fire camp inmates, highlighting their unique living conditions and responsibilities.
Comedian's Prison Experience: Felipe Esparza's Unforgettable Shows Behind Bars
- Felipe Esparza recounts his unexpected stint performing stand-up comedy in prison.
- Inmates and guards alike were drawn to his performances, leading to an unexpected popularity.
- The humorous atmosphere created bonds among inmates and made Felipe appreciate simple joys like Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Finding Joy in Struggle: Felipe Esparza's Reflection on Life's Simple Pleasures
- Felipe contrasts his harsh experiences in prison with the comfort of everyday life after his release.
- He shares an anecdote about hunting in Alaska, emphasizing the joy of appreciating freedom post-struggle.
- Felipe reflects on the deep connection with nature while hunting and how it changes one's perspective on life.
Joe Rogan's Awe of Nature: Transformative Experiences in Boulder, Colorado
- Joe Rogan shares his appreciation for natural beauty, highlighting the mountains of Boulder, Colorado.
- He discusses the peacefulness of outdoor experiences compared to urban life, describing moments shared with Redman.
- Rogan emphasizes the shift in Denver's culture with the legalization of marijuana, leading to positive societal changes.
Parenting and Honesty: Joe Rogan's Conversations About Weed with His Kids
- Joe Rogan reflects on parenting, discussing his relationship with his 20-year-old son and daughter regarding their cannabis use.
- He highlights the importance of honesty in parenting, advocating for discussions about drug use based on personal experience.
- Rogan contemplates the complexities of growing up and finding happiness, sharing insights into generational differences with his children.
George Perez Reflects on Family Dynamics and the Influence of Competitive Brothers
- George shares anecdotes about his competitive older brother, who was a football captain and coach.
- He discusses the impact of brotherly competition on his own personality and career path.
- The conversation highlights the importance of balance in competitiveness and finding healthy outlets for aggression.
The Rise of Ronda Rousey: Transforming Women's Mixed Martial Arts
- The dialogue captures a pivotal moment in MMA history with Ronda Rousey's emergence as a superstar.
- George and his co-host discuss the influence of female fighters like Gina Carano and Chris Cyborg.
- They explore the cultural impact of Rousey, changing perceptions of women's athletic ability in combat sports.
George's Transition from Prison Life to Stand-Up Fame
- George recounts meeting comedians Luke Torres and Johnny Sanchez at Star the Time comedy club in 2002.
- He shares his humorous experiences and challenges faced after being released from prison, emphasizing the difficulty adjusting back to normal life.
- The conversation reveals insights into the psychological pressures of parole and the societal perceptions of ex-convicts navigating their new freedom.
Humor and Resilience: George's Journey to Stand-Up Comedy
- George discusses his life as a high-risk parolee and the unexpected challenges he faced post-incarceration.
- He humorously describes his creative coping mechanisms, including sneaking coffee into court to assert a sense of normalcy.
- Despite the struggles, George reflects on the camaraderie found in prison, expressing a nostalgic yet resolute stance on never returning to that life.
The Harsh Reality of Incarceration: Insights from Ex-Prisoners and the U.S. Prison System
- A personal narrative of friendships formed in prison and the abandonment felt upon release, emphasizing the contrast with societal expectations.
- Statistics revealing the staggering number of incarcerated individuals in the U.S., highlighting overpopulation and the prison-industrial complex.
- Discussion on the systemic issues of prison funding, lobbying by guard unions, and the privatization of correctional facilities as businesses profiting from incarceration.
Exposing Modern-Day Slavery: The Exploitation of Prison Labor in America
- Exploration of prison labor practices where inmates work for minimal pay under government-funded programs, likening it to modern slavery.
- Examples of products made by prisoners, including military gear and consumer goods, raising ethical concerns about exploitation.
- Discussions on the broader implications of mass incarceration, including the collateral effects on society and misunderstandings surrounding current penal practices.
Cattlemen vs. Wild Horses: The Struggle for Nevada's Grazing Lands
- Discussion on the history of wild horses in North America and their near extinction.
- Cattlemen's interventions included killing wild horses to protect cattle grazing areas.
- Contemporary debate over the management and hunting of wild horses in Nevada.
Hernán Cortés' Encounters: The Aztecs, Horses, and Human Sacrifice
- Cortés' arrival in the New World and the Aztecs' awe at encountering horses and their riders.
- The Aztecs engaged in human sacrifices to their gods, including rituals involving horses.
- Insights into the sophisticated achievements of the Maya and Aztec civilizations, including their architectural and astronomical knowledge.
Exploring History with Genghis Khan and Ancient Egypt: A Journey Through Time
- Discusses the adventurous desire to witness events during the reign of Genghis Khan.
- Imagines witnessing monumental moments in ancient Egypt, such as the construction of the Great Pyramid.
- Raises the shocking numbers of sacrificial human lives during ancient rituals, particularly referencing the Aztec pyramid.
Historical Mastery: Insights on the Great Pyramid and the Ingenuity of Ancient Civilizations
- Speculates on the construction methods of the Great Pyramid and the intelligence of its builders.
- Contrasts the perception of slavery in ancient times, suggesting that laborers were possibly well-compensated.
- Highlights the ingenuity of ancient civilizations in overcoming technological limitations and their possible knowledge of the stars.
Exploring the Enigma of Ancient Egypt: From Prison Life to Pyramid Building
- Discussion on the psychological adaptation of living in confinement, drawing parallels between prison life and ancient civilizations' limitations.
- Theories on the Sphinx's age suggest significant water erosion, indicating it could be much older than previously believed.
- Mention of Dr. Robert Shock's controversial stance on ancient Egyptian civilization, highlighting advanced knowledge and culture predating conventional timelines.
The Extraordinary Legacy of King Tut: Meteorite Blades and Artistry
- King Tut's dagger made from meteorite iron showcases the ancient Egyptians' access to unique materials and craftsmanship.
- Exploration of ancient Egyptian writing with images as symbols, contrasting modern language complexities.
- Speculation on past celestial events and their impact on Earth, including historical asteroid strikes and their potential to reshape civilizations.
Exploring Ancient Sumerian Texts: Earth’s Creation by Tiamat and Marduk
- Discussion on the possibility that humans may have already inhabited and damaged Mars and Saturn.
- Introduction of ancient Sumerian beliefs about the collision between planets Tiamat and Marduk, leading to Earth's creation and the formation of the Moon.
- Exploration of the significance of the Moon in stabilizing Earth's atmosphere and temperature, essential for human development.
The Impact of Catholicism on Mexican Temples: Uncovering Layers of History
- Examination of Hernán Cortés's arrival in the 1400s and its effects on native civilizations in the Yucatan.
- Revelation of ongoing archaeological discoveries in Mexico City that unveil historical artifacts and temples.
- Discussion on the practice of building over existing structures throughout history, particularly in ancient Egypt and modern construction practices.
Joe Rogan Reflects on the Antiquated Insulation Methods in New England Homes
- Discussion on the outdated plaster insulation in old New England houses compared to modern fiberglass.
- Joe shares his personal experience with attic insulation and the discomfort it brings.
- Exploration of the historical significance of grave markers from the 1700s found in New England.
Joey Diaz Exposes the Financial Racket Behind Funerals and Burial Practices
- Joey Diaz highlights the high costs associated with funerals and burial, calling it a financial racket.
- Debate on the absurdity of traditional burial practices and the impact on families in terms of debt.
- Reflection on the disconnect between human burial customs and the natural ecosystem.
Osama Bin Laden's Burial: Controversy and Customs After Death
- Discussion on the burial of Osama bin Laden and the decision to dispose of his body at sea.
- Examination of Islamic burial rituals and the implications of quick disposal.
- Comparative reference to Saddam Hussein's execution and its aftermath.
Cultural Practices and Identity in North and South Korea
- Contrast between the lives of North Koreans under dictatorship and South Koreans in a democratic society.
- Insight into the prevalent practice of plastic surgery in South Korea, with emphasis on beauty standards.
- Discussion on individual identity and the significance of physical appearance in contemporary culture.
Rise of Vaginal Tightening Surgeries: A Discussion on Body Image and Pain
- Surgeons are increasingly performing vaginal tightening surgeries, raising concerns among doctors.
- The discussion revolves around societal expectations of body image and the lengths individuals go to meet these standards.
- The conversation touches on the painful realities of surgical modifications for aesthetic purposes.
Super Athletes: The Genetic Marvels of Gabrielle Reese and Brock Lesnar
- The conversation highlights the physical prowess and attractiveness of super athletes like Gabrielle Reese and Brock Lesnar.
- There's discussion on the implications of youth training, including the use of products like creatine at a young age.
- The role of genetics in athletic ability is debated, particularly regarding traits associated with myostatin inhibitors.
Super Mice: The Fascinating World of Myostatin Inhibition with David Tula
- Discussion on the phenomenon of myostatin inhibition leading to 'super mice'.
- Comparison of enhanced muscle growth in mice to that of Samoan athletes, particularly referencing David Tula.
- Entertaining anecdotes shared between George and David about their experiences and stories related to the effects of this genetic manipulation.
Comedy Night at Brea Improv: Featuring George and Red Band
- Announcement of upcoming shows at Brea Improv on October 29th and 30th featuring George and Red Band.
- Discussion on the camaraderie and comedic chemistry between George, Red Band, and David.
- Reflective moments on their podcasting experience and the enjoyment derived from sharing stories.