Episode Transcript: #867 - Joey Diaz
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Yeah, it makes me sad it makes me sad if you tell me that you hear people saying anything bad about Gabriel
Like he's the he's that guy like that when I think about people like there's a few comics that everybody loves
Like Ron White's one of them if you say something bad about Ron, why get points in the mouth?
I can't talk to you even agents like love Ron White. I can't change their lives
Yeah, if you start talking shit about Ron White
I don't even say to you like there's no way. There's no way
Unless he was like really drunk. I can see Ron
From I've told this story at Opie and Anthony. He was like fucking 57 years old
He got in a fist fight at some some bar because some woman was taking a picture with him and the boyfriend didn't like it
So the boyfriend was drunk came over to Ron Ron punched him in the face
He now he has to have like he has to bring a cop with him everywhere
That's right. He got you brings a cop with him. That's right. He told me brings a cop with him
He's got a higher cop to make sure he doesn't punch people or they don't punch him
He's the best God what a good dude. I got this call from Comedy Central to come down and showcase at the Irvine improv
And I had to be spotless clean for 10 minutes and I go down and I really worked on it
And I just pulled away some stuff and then they called me and they said you're not in it
And I go okay, they go you'll make the cut next year
So I called Gabriel and thanked him. He goes what are you talking about?
You're not in it. Give me five minutes and he calls back. You're doing it. You're taping it. Okay, so the whole time
I'm thinking I'm doing this seven minute TV set the day of the taping