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#870 - Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor and reality television host. Check out his book "Life of the Party" on Amazon and his podcast "The Bertcast" on Spotify. His comedy special "The Machine" debuts on Showtime 11/11 at 10pm.

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Episode Timestamps

  • Bert Kreischer Celebrates California's Prop 64 Legalization with Bill Burr

    • Bert Kreischer discusses the anxiety around long wait times at dispensaries due to the legalization of marijuana in California.
    • Kreischer's wife surprisingly voted for Prop 64, showcasing a shift in opinion about marijuana use.
    • The episode features a spontaneous celebration when it’s announced that Prop 64 has passed, including Bill Burr surprisingly taking a hit from a joint.
  • Bill Burr and Sarah Tiana Debate the Impact of Porn and Election Politics

    • Bill Burr challenges Sarah Tiana's views on porn consumption during a lively podcast debate, highlighting his comedic approach.
    • The discussion shifts to political topics, with Burr addressing the complexities of American voter sentiments post-election.
    • The conversation raises questions about credibility and trust concerning Hillary Clinton and her handling of classified information.
  • Bill Clinton's Controversial Paid Speeches and the Fallout on American Opinions

    • Bill Clinton receiving hefty payments for speeches in countries with severe civil rights issues, including the Congo.
    • Americans express disillusionment post-election, leading to a surge in interest for immigration to Canada.
    • A discussion on the deleted emails from Clinton's campaign, provoking thoughts on government corruption.
  • Burt Kreischer's Stand-Up Style Revelations Amidst Comedic Roasting Culture

    • Burt Kreischer discusses his decision to perform shirtless during his stand-up act, emphasizing the feeling of freedom it brings.
    • Ari Shaffir's recent special performance highlights the roasts among comedians and their humorous confrontations.
    • The impact of internet trolling on comedians and the challenge of balancing personal humor in a public sphere.
  • Chris Rock's Craft: The Comedy Store's OR Room as a Training Ground

    • Discussion on the significance of the OR Room at The Comedy Store for comedians like Chris Rock.
    • Emphasis on the room's ability to highlight flaws in comedy bits, making performers refine their material.
    • Mention of the Belly Room as an intimate space for new material, showcasing comedians' experiences.
  • Bert Kreischer's Journey: Balancing Stand-Up and Television Fame

    • Bert Kreischer reflects on the influence of his iconic 'Machine' story on his career trajectory.
    • The pressure of audience expectations and the challenge of performing live after achieving fame.
    • Insights into the importance of consistent stage performance for comedic growth and identity.
  • Bert Kreischer and Joey Diaz's Epic Night at the Ha-Ha Comedy Club

    • Bert recalls a surprise night out at the Ha-Ha Comedy Club with Joey Diaz, where they were unexpectedly booked to perform.
    • The conversation highlights the comedic talents of Bill Burr and Joey Diaz, with Bert calling them two of the funniest people alive.
    • The group experienced a chaotic yet entertaining event, marked by laughter, jokes about personal challenges, and technical difficulties during a live stream.
  • Comedians Analyze the Tensions Surrounding Trump's Election

    • The discussion pivots to the societal reactions following Donald Trump's election, with people protesting and expressing fear.
    • The comedians critique Trump's personality and approach to leadership, highlighting his past behavior and tweeting habits.
    • They reflect on the implications of political correctness in comedy, questioning whether the election results will affect stand-up routines.
  • Donald Trump's Unlikely Ascendancy: From Joke to President

    • Discussion on Donald Trump's unconventional campaign style, contrasting it with Barack Obama's presidency.
    • Exploration of the initial skepticism about Trump's viability as a candidate when he first announced his run.
    • Analysis of the historical significance of Trump's victory as one of the greatest political upsets in American history.
  • Reagan's Alien Invasion Speech: A Look Back at Presidential Oddities

    • Reflection on Ronald Reagan's unexpected comments about aliens during his presidency.
    • Comparison of Reagan's appeal and political strategizing with modern political figures.
    • Insight into the cultural impact of unusual presidential statements on public perception.
  • The Unstoppable Fighting Spirit of a Young Girl: Lessons in Self-Defense

    • A girl showcases her impressive Muay Thai skills, taking down a male opponent with expert technique.
    • Joe Rogan reflects on the importance of teaching daughters self-defense, like jiu-jitsu, to protect themselves.
    • The discussion highlights the dangers of underestimating opponents and the necessity of personal safety in confrontations.
  • Confronting Douchebaggery: The Struggle Against Line-Cutters and Social Etiquette

    • Joe Rogan shares frustrations about people cutting lines, likening it to outrageous public behavior.
    • The conversation shifts to broader issues of respect and social conduct at events, such as football games.
    • The group discusses personal interactions and confrontations, emphasizing the awkwardness of standing up to disrespectful behavior.
  • Combat Sports Chaos: Joe Rogan on XFL Madness and NFL Fanaticism

    • Joe Rogan discusses his experiences at XFL games, describing a chaotic atmosphere akin to a prison yard.
    • He recounts a humorous yet confrontational encounter with an obnoxious Raiders fan at a Rams game.
    • Rogan reflects on the nature of combat sports and how the combination of alcohol and large crowds can lead to unpredictable situations.
  • The Perils of Jiu-Jitsu: Joe Rogan's Journey with Eddie Bravo

    • In discussing martial arts, Rogan shares his past of getting choked out by a Gracie brother, highlighting the intensity of training.
    • He emphasizes the importance of relaxation and technique in Jiu-jitsu, citing the Gracies' philosophy of keeping it playful.
    • Rogan mentions his interactions with Eddie Bravo and the realities of sparring, including the injuries he has sustained from training.
  • Brock Lesnar vs Gary Tonin: A Jiu-Jitsu Showdown Explored

    • Brock Lesnar's recent jiu-jitsu achievements, including getting his blue belt.
    • Gary Tonin's impressive victory in the heavyweight division at the EBI.
    • Discussion on the evolution of jiu-jitsu techniques influenced by John Jack Machado.
  • The Science of Knockouts: Insights from Boxing's Pacquiao and Marquez

    • Exploration of the mechanics behind knockouts in boxing, referencing Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez.
    • Personal anecdotes about the experience of being knocked down and the vulnerability involved.
    • Detailed discussion on the physiological effects of punches and how they impact the body during fights.
  • Joe Rogan's Reflection on Concussions: A Personal Account from Youth Sports

    • Joe Rogan discusses his experiences with multiple concussions, recounting incidents from his youth in sports.
    • He recalls a specific incident at a basketball camp where he was knocked unconscious and taken to the hospital.
    • The conversation touches on the norms surrounding concussion awareness and how young athletes often downplay injuries.
  • Debating Child Predators: Joe Rogan and the Complexities of Abuse

    • Rogan dives into the difficult and sensitive topic of child predators, including societal perceptions and possible motivations.
    • He references infamous cases and individuals like Jared Fogle to illustrate his points.
    • The discussion raises questions about the nature of human behavior, mental illness, and the societal responsibility to protect children.
  • The Disturbing Cycle of Abuse: Exploring Pedophilia and Its Roots

    • Discussion of how many child molesters were themselves victims of abuse, indicating a cycle of victimization.
    • Examination of the mental disconnect that leads some individuals to develop harmful attractions toward children.
    • Addressing the stigma faced by survivors of childhood abuse, who may be wrongfully suspected of becoming abusers.
  • Bert Kreischer's Storytelling Journey: From Life Experiences to Stand-Up Comedy

    • Bert shares pivotal moments riding motorcycles in Vietnam, emphasizing how personal experiences shape storytelling.
    • Discussion on the important role friends play in recognizing humor within everyday moments.
    • Insights into the art of stand-up comedy, focusing on story refinement and audience engagement.
  • Heartwarming Encounter: Georgia's Lollipop Gesture to Police Amid Chaos

    • Georgia and her father engage with police officers offering lollipops inscribed with 'you are our heroes'.
    • The police assure the family of their safety while keeping a vigilant watch on their home.
    • A humorous moment unfolds when Georgia points out her father's marijuana-themed shirt, highlighting the lighter side of a tense situation.
  • Mitch Hedberg's Legacy: A Tribute by Fellow Comedians and a Unique Encounter with Marilyn Manson

    • Discussion shifts to Mitch Hedberg's comedic style and personal struggles with heroin, as recounted by fellow comedians.
    • The conversation branches into a fascinating encounter with Marilyn Manson, revealing his artistic side and keen insights.
    • The potential of a podcast exploring comedians' stories about Mitch Hedberg and Doug Stanhope captivates the speakers, showcasing the deep connection within the comedy community.
  • Bert Kreischer and His Unfiltered Take on DJ AM's Legacy and Entertainment Evolution

    • Bert discusses DJ AM's impact on the music scene and his talent as a DJ before his tragic overdose.
    • Reflects on the transformation of entertainment in Las Vegas from live bands to DJ performances.
    • Explores the concept of taking artistic freedom over a residential performance schedule.
  • Bert Kreischer's Quirky Confessions on Porn Preferences and Intimacy

    • Bert shares his unconventional interests in specific porn genres, including 'down blousing.'
    • He discusses the differences between fantasy and real-life intimacy, particularly influenced by his wife.
    • Highlights the humor in exploring unconventional perspectives on sexuality and entertainment.
  • The Mysterious Massager: A Comparison to Anne Hathaway

    • Discussion about a beautiful massage therapist noted for her striking resemblance to Anne Hathaway.
    • Comments on the niche market of adult content featuring real-life casting calls.
    • Analysis of the authenticity in adult film genres, referencing the questionable nature of casting shows.
  • Jamie Kennedy's Controversial Comedy: Blackface and Hip Hop Dreams

    • Recollection of Jamie Kennedy's scripted reality show where he dons blackface to pursue a rap career.
    • Exploration of the implications and societal perceptions surrounding blackface in entertainment.
    • Discussion on Al Jolson's performances in blackface and their place in historical entertaining narratives.
  • Gene Simmons: The Makeup-Covered Persona & Bad Experiences

    • Discussion about Gene Simmons' makeup and his notorious bad-boy image.
    • Sharing of personal negative experiences with Gene Simmons, including being blocked on Twitter.
    • Recollection of Gene Simmons' early acting roles and the societal perception of his persona.
  • Cultural Appropriation: The Controversies of Halloween Costumes and Celebrity Missteps

    • Examination of cultural appropriation through Halloween costumes and social events.
    • Mention of Ted Danson's public controversy over blackface and comedic judgment.
    • Discussion about Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn's cultural appropriation backlash regarding a Beyonce cover video.
  • Joe Rogan and the Comedy Controversy: A Discourse on Free Speech and Sensitivity in Today’s World

    • Joe Rogan and his guests discuss how social justice warriors like those critiquing stand-up comedy are perceived.
    • The conversation highlights different perspectives on humor, offense, and the concept of artistic freedom in comedy.
    • Tracy Morgan's controversial joke about his son's sexuality is used as an example of the backlash comedians face when crossing the line.
  • Tony Woods and the Seemingly Unreliable Nature of Shared Memories in Comedy

    • The discussion includes Tony Woods, who expresses frustration about others recounting his and Rogan's shared story involving Tracy Morgan.
    • The hosts explore how memories can differ significantly between individuals even when they experience the same event.
    • Neil deGrasse Tyson's insights on the malleability of human memory are cited, emphasizing its unreliability in recounting events.
  • Bert Kreischer Discusses the Impact of Donald Trump's Presidency on Immigrants and Crime Perceptions

    • Bert Kreischer reflects on how Donald Trump's election has affected his views on immigrants, especially Mexican workers.
    • He acknowledges the hardworking nature of his Mexican laborers and expresses concern about their status post-election.
    • The discussion highlights the racial disparity in perceptions of crime committed by immigrants versus native-born Americans.
  • Cultural Differences: Bert Kreischer on Xenophobia and Immigration Policies

    • Kreischer examines xenophobia in relation to cultural norms and the varying acceptance of violent behaviors across different societies.
    • He discusses the historical context of slavery in America and its lingering effects on African American communities.
    • The dialogue emphasizes the contrast between the treatment of Cuban and Mexican immigrants in the U.S. and the broader implications for immigration policy.
  • The Conservative Voter Landscape of Florida: Insights from Miami's Cuban Community

    • Discussion on the conservative voting patterns in Florida, particularly among the Cuban population in Miami.
    • Personal anecdotes from the speaker about growing up around Cuban culture and language.
    • Exploration of the contrasting Democratic voting tendencies influenced by other demographics, such as Jewish snowbirds.
  • Trump's Presidency: A Catalyst for Unconventional Possibilities and Alaska's Wild Nature

    • The speaker reflects on the unexpected events following Trump's election, highlighting a feeling of newfound confidence.
    • Humorous recount of personal experiences in Alaska, including encounters with nature and wildlife.
    • Discussion on the cultural differences and challenges faced by people living in the Alaska wilderness, along with a comparison to political and social issues under Trump's leadership.
  • Hillary Clinton's Controversial Defense of a Child Rapist: A Reckoning on Racism and Rape

    • Discussion on the need for serious conversations about racism and rape, sparked by friends' comments.
    • Hillary Clinton's controversial defense of a child rapist is recalled.
    • Reflections on the stigma women faced regarding date rape in previous generations.
  • The Legacies of Masculinity: Mel Gibson, Gary Busey, and the Art of Jiu-Jitsu

    • Insights into Mel Gibson's martial arts knowledge and how it influenced Hollywood.
    • Critique of Gary Busey's jiu-jitsu skills and a humorous breakdown of his fighting technique.
    • The importance of leg strength in martial arts, exemplified by comedian anecdotes and famous fighters like Marcelo Garcia.
  • Bert Kreischer's Life-Altering Moment: The Day a Stick Almost Took His Vision

    • Bert recalls a childhood incident where a stick flew into his eyebrow while playing with friends, nearly blinding him.
    • He reflects on the reckless behavior of his youth, including dangerous activities like shooting water from a hose.
    • The conversation shifts to humorous anecdotes from Florida, showcasing the eccentricities of growing up in the state.
  • Musical Memories and the Impact of Leonard Skinner: Bert Kreischer's Nostalgic Journey

    • Bert discusses his connection to Florida and the iconic band Leonard Skinner, reminiscing about childhood experiences tied to their songs.
    • He shares a personal story about how 'Ballad of Curtis Lowe' resonated with him during a trip to Hawaii.
    • The dialogue includes reflection on music legends like INXS and engaging anecdotes about various memorable musical experiences.
  • Alaska's 30 Days of Night: Exploring the Midnight Sun with Ari

    • Discussion of daylight savings time and how phones adjust automatically.
    • Ari and the narrator reminisce about their experience in Alaska during the period of perpetual daylight known as the 'white nights'.
    • Reference to the vampire movie '30 Days of Night' that takes place in Alaska during the continuous darkness.
  • Tate Fletcher: From Westworld to Eccentric Comedian Friend

    • Tate Fletcher is highlighted for his work in 'Westworld' and his growing popularity.
    • The narrator expresses admiration for Tate's positive personality and strong beard, showcasing his unique look.
    • Comics Morgan Murphy and Bert Kreischer are mentioned for their comedic talents and interactions in the comedy scene.
  • Jim Jefferies Surprises with Baby at Podcastbash and Comedic Dynamics Emerge

    • Discussion about the challenges of managing group dynamics during comedy interactions with Jim Jefferies unexpectedly bringing a baby.
    • Participants, including Bert Kreischer, share experiences of overlapping conversations and the difficulty of maintaining a fluid comedic rhythm.
    • Highlights of the importance of engaging conversations versus speaking over one another, creating a more cohesive comedic atmosphere.
  • Ari Shaffir's Bold Bet with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on Weight Loss Challenge

    • Ari Shaffir announces a weight loss bet where he wagers that Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura won't reach a healthier BMI.
    • Comedic banter about each participant's fitness levels and humorous self-deprecation about their weight.
    • Discussion includes insightful remarks on body image and the effects of weight on personal perception.
  • Bert Kreischer's Battle with Diet and Alcohol During Tours

    • Bert discusses his diet plans, mentioning a ketosis diet and eliminating sugar and alcohol.
    • He shares his struggles with drinking while on tour, revealing that he drinks less during shows than after them.
    • Kreischer reflects on losing weight during a three-week sobriety period, attributing the loss to reduced alcohol consumption.
  • Navigating Sobriety and Companionship: Insights from Bert Kreischer and Doug Stanhope

    • Bert enjoys long periods of sobriety followed by recreational use of marijuana for relaxation and adventure.
    • Doug Stanhope is in a precarious situation with a friend in dire health, impacting his mindset during the podcast.
    • The two comedians discuss the challenges of maintaining performance while managing personal health and substance use, hinting at a collaborative project ahead.
  • Burt Kreischer's Podcast Strategy: Boosting Numbers with Focused Guest Selection

    • Burt Kreischer emphasizes the importance of unique download numbers in podcasts versus traditional TV ratings.
    • He highlights the advice from friends Tommy and Ari to prioritize his podcasting efforts.
    • Kreischer's deliberate choice of guests that interest him has led to a tripling of his podcast numbers in just five months.
  • The Future of Burt Kreischer's Podcast: Aiming for a Studio and More Guests

    • Burt Kreischer expresses the need for a professional studio to elevate his podcasting experience.
    • He discusses the potential growth of his podcast and the excitement around upcoming UFC events.
    • Plans for bringing in more guests next week signify Kreischer's commitment to expanding his content.
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