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NaN minutesEpisode #894
Tom SeguraBert Kreischer

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I don't know you don't look very fat to me. If I had to describe you to someone, I wouldn't say that's a fat guy.

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It feels good. You would definitely say stocky. I wouldn't say you're fat either right now.

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I wouldn't say you're a fat guy. I know you're wearing layers right now. I'm wearing a lot of layers.

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You're weighing in so you're trying to dehydrate. Yeah, cuz you you kind of came in late to the game.

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Yeah, he sandbagged me. This motherfucker has been working out since August.

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And it's November. He says, hey, let's do a weight loss challenge. I'm at 240. I'm 256 at the time. I'm like, okay.

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Wait, that's a little bit of a Bert ism though. Bert's, I don't know if you know, Bert's prone to exaggerate slightly.

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It's called hyperbole. Okay. He was 256 on Thanksgiving after a full binge. That wasn't his walk around.

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It was a New York binge where I drank every day on OP radio, drank every single night, and then came back.

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And then he weighed himself. And then I like I was a full binge already said to me is like, there's no way you're 244.

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I got on because that's what buns was on November 11th. That's when my special and Showtime came out.

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And that's when we weighed in the same. It was the day I saw you the next day at the end of the world podcast.

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Right. What did you think I was?

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That's November 8th though. I didn't. I didn't check.

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I was robust. You were big. I was big. You had a gut.

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Yeah. Now, what made you guys start this?

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Fucking Ari. But actually, that's what Ari made the challenge. But I was thinking about the origin of Bert is fat.

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It's you. It's you and your wife when you get together are dicks.

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Hashtag your mom's house.

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Hashtag your mom's house.

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