
Episode Transcript: #894 - #WhoIsFat - Day 1
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I don't know you don't look very fat to me. If I had to describe you to someone, I wouldn't say that's a fat guy.
It feels good. You would definitely say stocky. I wouldn't say you're fat either right now.
I wouldn't say you're a fat guy. I know you're wearing layers right now. I'm wearing a lot of layers.
You're weighing in so you're trying to dehydrate. Yeah, cuz you you kind of came in late to the game.
Yeah, he sandbagged me. This motherfucker has been working out since August.
And it's November. He says, hey, let's do a weight loss challenge. I'm at 240. I'm 256 at the time. I'm like, okay.
Wait, that's a little bit of a Bert ism though. Bert's, I don't know if you know, Bert's prone to exaggerate slightly.
It's called hyperbole. Okay. He was 256 on Thanksgiving after a full binge. That wasn't his walk around.
It was a New York binge where I drank every day on OP radio, drank every single night, and then came back.
And then he weighed himself. And then I like I was a full binge already said to me is like, there's no way you're 244.
I got on because that's what buns was on November 11th. That's when my special and Showtime came out.
And that's when we weighed in the same. It was the day I saw you the next day at the end of the world podcast.
Right. What did you think I was?
That's November 8th though. I didn't. I didn't check.
I was robust. You were big. I was big. You had a gut.
Yeah. Now, what made you guys start this?
Fucking Ari. But actually, that's what Ari made the challenge. But I was thinking about the origin of Bert is fat.
It's you. It's you and your wife when you get together are dicks.
Hashtag your mom's house.
Hashtag your mom's house.