#895 - #WhoIsFat - Day 2

Episode Timestamps

• 00:00:00

  Tom Segura's Stunning Weight Loss Triumph Over Bert Kreischer

  • Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer engage in a high-stakes weight loss challenge over two days.
  • Tom lost an impressive 51 pounds, dropping from 267 to 216, while Bert's loss was close, going from 221 to 220.
  • The challenge includes humorous side bets involving Ari Shafir, who initially agreed to pay for their trip if they lost enough weight.
• 00:03:21

  Bert Kreischer's Tough Training Regimen vs. Tom Segura's Strategic Weigh-In

  • Bert shares his struggles with workouts and the mental difficulty of the competition.
  • Tom attributes his success to sweating it out in a steam room and using distilled water to aid his weight loss.
  • Both comedians reflect on their extreme dieting and preparation leading up to the final weigh-in, highlighting their camaraderie despite the competitive nature.
• 00:09:26

  Survival Stories: Understanding Extreme Thirst through Mike's Personal Struggles

  • Mike recounts his intense experience on a treadmill while feeling extreme thirst.
  • He compares his feelings of desperation to those of people stranded at sea, referencing survival stories from a series.
  • The story of a man losing his friend to drinking seawater highlights the dire consequences of extreme thirst.
• 00:12:25

  Ari's Bet: The Comic Chaos of Weight and Pizza with Tom Segura and Joe

  • A debate on weight and body mass index ensues among comedians Mike, Tom Segura, and Ari.
  • Mike humorously confirms he will pay for a trip after Ari's bet, showcasing the friendship dynamics among them.
  • The conversation expands to travel experiences, with a humorous take on places to avoid and the fun of touring.
• 00:18:37

  Jamie and Bert's Comedy Night In: Pizza, Drinks, and Honest Conversations

  • Jamie digs into pizza as the conversation turns to their lively opinions on various comedy clubs.
  • They candidly discuss their personalities, with Bert highlighting his tendency to be a people pleaser.
  • The duo reflects on memorable comedy moments, including a disastrous performance Bert had in Winnipeg.
• 00:24:40

  Bert's Responsiveness to Fat Shaming: A Lighthearted Chat Among Friends

  • The group shares laughs about Fat shaming and how it has unexpectedly spurred them to be healthier.
  • They talk about the harshness of social media, focusing on the anonymity of hateful comments and blocked accounts.
  • Brendan Schaub's experience with online trolls is referenced, showcasing the absurdity of public criticism.
• 00:27:03

  Brendan Walsh and Skip Bayless: The Comedy of Troll Accounts in Sports Commentary

  • Discussion about Brendan Walsh and his trolling in the comedy scene.
  • Revelation of Skip Bayless commenting on his own posts, showcasing the absurdity of sports commentary.
  • Exploration of the meme culture surrounding Skip Bayless and the broader implications of public criticism in sports.
• 00:30:52

  Ronda Rousey: The Unforgiving Nature of MMA and Public Scrutiny

  • Analysis of Ronda Rousey's fall from grace in MMA and public reactions to her losses.
  • Comparison of Rousey's experience with that of other athletes like Conor McGregor regarding public perception.
  • Discussion on the brutal reality of weight cuts in MMA, highlighted by commentary from the participants.
• 00:36:20

  Eddie Bravo's Jiu-Jitsu Genius and the Evolution of UFC Media

  • Eddie Bravo is recognized for his innovative jiu-jitsu techniques that are adopted by world-class fighters.
  • Demetrius Johnson is praised as the best fighter ever for his ability to integrate various fighting styles.
  • The discussion touches on UFC's expansion into mainstream media with Fox sports, highlighting the superficial nature of media commentary on complex sports.
• 00:39:00

  Controversy in Comedy: Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham’s Outrageous Statements

  • Amy Schumer faced backlash for her comments about audience members who don't support Hillary Clinton.
  • Lena Dunham expressed wishing she had an abortion to align with feminist groups, showcasing media sensationalism.
  • The conversation critiques how public figures resort to controversial statements to maintain their fame and keep relevant in social media discussions.
• 00:45:18

  Burt Kreischer's Competitive Spirit: The Weight Cut Challenge

  • Burt Kreischer recounts his obsession with beating his friend in a competition related to hydration and weight cutting.
  • He discusses the influence of Jake Smith on his weight-cutting techniques and mentions Smith's upcoming fight.
  • Kreischer reflects on the challenges fighters face during weigh-ins and the repercussions of missing weight, citing Ray Borg's financial penalties.
• 00:50:11

  The Thrilling Experience of G-Force Training: Kreischer's Flight with the Blue Angels

  • Burt shares his experience flying with the Blue Angels, describing the intense G-Force he felt during the flight.
  • He explains the physical effects of high G-Force on the body and his struggle to maintain consciousness.
  • The conversation shifts to humorous anecdotes about pilots and the challenges they face, emphasizing the thrill of flight.
• 00:55:15

  Ronda Rousey's Fight Exposes Human Vulnerability in Extreme Pressure Situations

  • Discussion of extreme physical demands faced by pilots flying at high G-forces.
  • Ronda Rousey's strength as a female cage fighting champion illustrates how vulnerability exists even in strong individuals.
  • Realization of physical frailty when engaging in high-stakes activities like flight or intense physical combat.
• 00:57:07

  A Wild Heliskiing Experience in Switzerland Unravels the Illusion of Control

  • Personal account of a heliskiing accident in Switzerland emphasizing the unpredictability of nature.
  • The narrator's struggle in deep powder highlights real vulnerability and fear in extreme sports.
  • A comical yet alarming realization of reliance on others for safety during adventures like skiing and parasailing.
• 01:13:47

  Kendall's Near-Death Snowboarding Experience: Lessons from the Avalanche

  • Kendall, a professional snowboarder, recalls a terrifying incident where he became buried in snow after hitting a tree.
  • The conversation touches on the dangers of snowboarding, with three friends of the speaker having died in similar accidents.
  • Despite the risks, people continue to enjoy skiing and snowboarding, accepting the potential for injury as part of the thrill.
• 02:23:18

  Exploring Taboo: Jesus, Pleasure, and the Puritan Legacy

  • A humorous discussion arises about the unexpected nature of spiritual experiences in intimate or vulnerable situations.
  • The conversation shifts to societal taboos surrounding pleasure and physical touch, reflecting on how Puritan views affect contemporary attitudes.
  • Historical connections are made to the origins of medical terms related to pleasure and hysteria, emphasizing the complexity of human sexuality.
• 01:13:47

  Dr. Squirts and the Modern Woman: A Provocative Look by Jessica Chastain

  • Discussion about Dr. Squirts, a controversial figure in Beverly Hills known for giving women orgasms through massage.
  • The conversation centers around the perceived morality of women seeking sexual fulfillment via paid services.
  • Reference to Jessica Chastain's character in 'Miss Sloane,' who hires men for sexual encounters due to her busy lifestyle.
• 01:56:12

  Society's Double Standards: The Gendered Perspective on Sex Work and Ambition

  • Examination of social perceptions toward men and women in the context of sex work, highlighting hypocrisy.
  • Highlight of Ronda Rousey and Conor McGregor's ambition and the public's reaction to their success.
  • Mention of Kevin Hart's shift from comedy to inspiring others, suggesting a societal expectation of public figures.
• 01:13:47

  Ronda Rousey: The Fighter Who Inspires Admiration and Criticism

  • Discussion of the risks athletes like Ronda Rousey take in their careers and the mixed reactions they receive from the public.
  • Exploration of the viciousness in criticism, particularly how people attack those who have already fallen.
  • Personal admiration for Rousey's competitiveness and her efforts to overcome challenges.
• 01:56:12

  Kevin Hart: From Stand-Up Comedian to Cultural Mogul

  • Kevin Hart's ascent as a cultural influencer, showing ambition beyond stand-up comedy.
  • Hart's plans to develop a studio and produce various forms of media content.
  • A humorous anecdote about a personal interaction with Hart highlighting his presence and charisma.
• 01:13:47

  Tom Segura's Weight Loss Journey: Surprising Transformations and Heartfelt Conversations

  • Tom Segura reflects on his emotional struggles and heartfelt interactions during his weight loss journey.
  • The conversation highlights the physical changes in Tom and the perception shift among his fans and peers.
  • The chapter includes anecdotes from Tom's comedy specials and interactions with fellow comedians, addressing the societal expectations of weight and health.
• 01:56:12

  Ari Shafir and the High Stakes Weight Loss Bet: Friendships Tested and Online Backlash

  • Ari Shafir discusses the competitive weight loss bet with Tom Segura and the pressures surrounding it.
  • The chapter reveals the emotional toll of weight loss challenges and threats from social media during the competition.
  • Ari shares humorous anecdotes and relatable moments, showcasing the camaraderie and banter between himself, Tom, and their friends.
• 01:13:47

  Ari Shaffir's Journey to Finding Freedom and Creativity

  • Ari Shaffir is embracing a life of freedom by creating stand-up and traveling off the beaten path.
  • The podcast discusses the importance of pursuing creative passion without corporate constraints.
  • Comparisons are made between Shaffir's experiences and the past struggles of the speakers with corporate control in their careers.
• 01:56:12

  Tom Segura's Transformation and the Joy of Creative Autonomy

  • Tom Segura shares his journey of embracing creativity after breaking free from corporate contracts.
  • Inspired by Ari, Segura emphasizes the importance of living life on one's own terms and having fun.
  • The conversation highlights the liberating experience of being an untethered artist, allowing for authentic expression.
• 01:07:00

  Ari Shaffir and the Intimacy of Friendship: The Comedy Circle's Bonding Moments

  • Discussion between Ari Shaffir and another comedian about the varying levels of intimacy in friendships.
  • Ari expresses fear of texting fellow comedian Bill Burr too frequently, showcasing the complexities of their relationship.
  • The chapter highlights the precious moments of connections between friends, emphasizing their vulnerability and mutual respect.
• 01:12:00

  From Beards to Business: The Multifaceted Life of Comedian Tommy

  • Tommy's kids react to his potential decision to shave his beard, representing familial love and personal identity.
  • Discussion of Tommy's past experiences, including a funny encounter in Russia and his iconic Kelty fanny pack.
  • Tommy shares anecdotes about his engagements in the entertainment industry, including meetings with production companies related to his work.
• 01:13:47

  Dave, Tom and the Podcast Revolution: How Authenticity Drives Success

  • Dave and Ari exemplify success by ignoring external influences and staying authentic.
  • The duo emphasizes the importance of creative freedom, illustrated by their own podcasting experiences.
  • Tom reveals his past sitcom development dreams, leading to laughter over his character concept as a poorly performing doctor.
• 01:56:12

  A Hilarious Pearl Harbor Incident: Russell Peters and the Submarine Confusion

  • During a Pearl Harbor tour, Russell Peters experiences an awkward moment with his date, Dembri, who confuses a boat for a submarine.
  • The group's humorous reactions encapsulate the absurdity of Dembri's misunderstanding of marine technology.
  • Stories from their past performances, including mishaps while performing in Hawaii, highlight the comfort of pushing comedic boundaries.
• 01:13:47

  Underwater City Dreams: Joe Rogan and Tommy's Wild Ideas

  • Joe Rogan and Tommy discuss the concept of a submarine city where survival relies on a train providing air and food.
  • They joke about potential chaos, including the extreme measures people might take if they feel unhappy in this underwater society.
  • The discussion highlights the importance of community support and equality for such a city to function successfully.
• 01:56:12

  Humor and Parenting: Joe and Tommy's Hilarious Haircut Bet

  • Joe recounts a bet involving a 10-year-old named Carter, where he won the right to cut the kid's hair.
  • The chat shifts to the moral dilemma of making the haircut humiliating for Carter while wanting to avoid hurting his feelings.
  • The light-hearted conversation leads to humorous suggestions about various hairstyles, showcasing the camaraderie between Joe and Tommy.
• 01:13:47

  Riff Raff's Leopard Print Beard and Hilarious Stories on Hot Wings

  • Riff Raff, former member of the Backstreet Boys, showcases a unique leopard print beard, sparking laughter among friends.
  • The hosts share their experiences on the Hot Wings show, highlighting the challenges and humor of eating spicy wings while being interviewed.
  • Joey Diaz is set to appear on the show, with discussions surrounding the physical and comedic effects of extreme spiciness.
• 01:56:12

  The Controversy of Hunting: Tom and Bert Discuss Elk Antlers and Conservation

  • Tom and Bert engage in a conversation about hunting, particularly discussing the lifecycle of elk antlers and the nature of deer fights.
  • They explore the debate around wildlife conservation and the impact of hunting on animal populations and gene dispersal.
  • Bert expresses a desire to go hunting and participate in an ultra-marathon, leading to humorous exchanges about competitiveness and personal challenges.
• 02:22:00

  Bert Kreischer Reveals Podcast Shenanigans with Joey and Leanne

  • Bert Kreischer discusses a high Joey on his podcast and the fun dynamics with his wife Leanne.
  • Bert explains the challenges of podcasting with a comedic partner and compares it to other duos like Tom and Christina.
  • The conversation highlights Bert's appreciation for water and the casual atmosphere that podcasts create.
• 02:27:50

  Bert Kreischer Reflects on Eddie Griffin's Legendary Performance

  • Bert recounts Eddie Griffin's explosive Def Comedy Jam performance and its impact on his own career.
  • The discussion includes mentions of other iconic comedians like Cat Williams and Dave Chappelle.
  • Bert expresses a desire to have diverse, legendary comedians as guests on his podcast, highlighting the connections between them.
• 01:13:47

  Dave Chappelle's Unpredictable Visits and Boxing Passion

  • Dave Chappelle electrifies the room when he arrives, inciting a mix of awe and anxiety among fellow comedians.
  • Chappelle is known for his spontaneous appearances, flying into cities with no prior plans, even attending boxing matches.
  • His love for boxing is highlighted by his friendship with boxers and his habit of crashing comedy shows if he feels like performing.
• 01:56:12

  Daniel Tosh's Bold Command on Stage and His Comedic Style

  • Daniel Tosh makes a bold statement during a Miami show, refusing to start until a heckler is removed, showcasing his confidence.
  • His edgy comedy, including controversial jokes, earns him a reputation for pushing boundaries in the stand-up scene.
  • Tosh's genuine demeanor offstage contrasts with his provocative stage persona, exemplifying the complexity of his character.
• 01:59:31

  Bert Kreischer's Weight Loss and Beard Challenge with Tommy Buns

  • Bert Kreischer discusses his weight loss journey and challenges Tommy Buns to a beard challenge after he lost more weight.
  • Bert reveals he lost 35 pounds and expresses vulnerability as he prepares to shave his beard.
  • Tommy Buns prepares to sculpt Bert's beard into a new style, sparking humor and reflections on masculinity and man's grooming.
• 02:07:02

  Transformation and Reactions: Bert's New Look After Tommy's Masterful Beard Sculpting

  • The process of sculpting leads to comedic moments, showcasing Bert's changing emotions about his new appearance.
  • Bert's friends react to his new look, with suggestions of performing on stage with the new beard.
  • Tommy's beard sculpting is celebrated humorously, possibly leading to a new trend in grooming.
• 01:13:47

  Chris Hardwick's Transformation: Embracing Health and Competition

  • Chris Hardwick discusses his father's impact and experiences in World Series of Bowling.
  • A humorous recollection of the movie 'Kingpin' and its funny scenarios.
  • The conversation delves into weight loss, competitions, and potential future challenges among friends.
• 01:56:12

  Bert Kreischer and Ari Shaffir: Planning Epic Competitions

  • Bert Kreischer expresses interest in starting another competition, involving Ari Shaffir.
  • Ideas for future competitions range from adventure races to unique challenges.
  • Discussion about sponsorship opportunities and making competitions entertaining while maintaining a fun spirit.
• 01:13:47

  Tommy and Bert's Struggles with Weight Loss: From Fat Shaming to Fittest Friends

  • Tommy discusses the rigorous demands of various physically challenging competitions, including the Tough Mudder and Battlefrog events.
  • The conversation evolves into a serious discussion about the impact of excess weight and the controversial topic of fat shaming.
  • Both Tommy and Bert reflect on their personal transformations, highlighting their significant weight loss journeys which have made them feel healthier and more energetic.
• 01:56:12

  Tommy and Bert Celebrate Their Weight Loss: The Hardships and Triumphs Revealed

  • Tommy shares his experience of how losing weight has changed his life, making him feel lighter and more able to move through daily activities.
  • The duo discusses the psychological and physical challenges they faced during their weight loss, emphasizing the importance of discomfort as a catalyst for change.
  • They dialogue about their competitive friendship and how their collective journeys have inspired them to maintain healthier lifestyles, creating a positive influence in each other's lives.
• 01:13:47

  Tommy's Vodka Adventure with Stevia and Coconut Water

  • Discussion about unique vodka drinks and Stevia flavored soda, highlighting the preference for natural sweeteners.
  • Tommy showcases his impressive hydration with multiple bottles of water and coconut water, emphasizing the difference between Thai coconuts and other types.
  • Conversations transition to weight loss and the personal journey of shaving heads, revealing a newfound confidence and ease.
• 01:56:12

  The Competitive Spirit: Jiu-Jitsu Match with 150K on the Line

  • A proposal is made for a friendly jiu-jitsu match between friends, with monetary stakes sparking excitement.
  • Discussion on fairness in competition and compensation for both winners and losers, reflecting their camaraderie and playful negotiation.
  • Nostalgia for classic films like 'Get Shorty' and plans to host movie nights, illustrating the friendships and shared interests that bind them together.
• 01:13:47

  Ryan Reynolds and the Unlikely Inspiration Behind 'Van Wilder'

  • Discussion of how Ryan Reynolds' persona aligns with a laid-back lifestyle, suggesting he would enjoy watching the podcast.
  • Explanation of how a story about the narrator led to the creation of the film 'Van Wilder' without his input or financial gain.
  • Insights into the movie-making process involving writers and agencies, revealing a loss of connection to the original narrative.
• 01:56:12

  Stand-Up Comedy Evolution of Tom and His Friends in 2017

  • Tom discusses the competitive landscape of the L.A. comedy scene in 2017, highlighting various talented comedians.
  • Recognition of how young comedians have benefited from the internet boom, gaining easy access to comedy classics.
  • A humorous recounting of a disastrous performance involving a controversial joke, showcasing the struggles of stand-up comedy.
• 03:24:18

  Tommy's Transformative Comedy Moment with Bert Kreischer

  • Tommy recounts his struggles with stand-up comedy, recalling a disastrous back-to-back performance where he bombed despite his efforts.
  • Bert offers crucial advice to Tommy, suggesting he start his set with a different joke, leading to an unexpected success during his next performance.
  • The audience included a large group of Mormons, adding to the comedic tension and challenges of performing for an unexpected crowd.
• 03:27:29

  Tommy's Overdose Confession: Surviving the Unthinkable

  • Tommy describes the harrowing details of a college overdose incident involving GHB and multiple alcoholic drinks that landed him in the hospital.
  • He humorously recalls how he mischievously claimed to have written 'heroin' when asked what substances he ingested, which shocked the medical team.
  • The doctor confirmed that Tommy survived a dangerously high level of substances in his system, attributing his survival partly to his larger build.
• 03:32:39

  Tommy's Weight Loss Transformation Amazes Family

  • Tommy's significant weight loss is surprisingly noted by the narrator's family during a podcast watch.
  • The narrator reflects on how family may not notice weight changes due to familiarity.
  • The discussion about a mustache leads to humorous family dynamics and reactions.
• 03:38:52

  Bert Kreischer Reveals Surf Pool Innovations with Lakey Peterson

  • Bert shares his experience at a surf pool created by pro surfer Kelly Slater.
  • The ease of learning to surf without ocean dangers is highlighted.
  • Lakey Peterson's presence adds credibility to the impressive surf technology discussed.
• 03:40:18

  Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura's Weight Loss Challenge: A 51-Pound Transformation

  • Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss the impact of their weight loss contest, in which Kreischer lost 51 pounds.
  • They emphasize the importance of community and friendship in achieving personal health goals.
  • Both comedians reflect on their physical transformations and encourage listeners to pursue their health challenges.
• 03:42:05

  Upcoming Shows and Training with Jean-Jacques: An Exciting Future for Tom Segura and Friends

  • Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer announce their upcoming comedy shows, including Segura's performances in Kansas City and Oxnard.
  • They mention Russell Peters’ training with Jean-Jacques, highlighting the connections within the comedy and martial arts communities.
  • The episode concludes with a motivational message for listeners to take charge of their lives in the new year.