Episode Transcript: End of the World (Live from the Comedy Store)
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What's up?
Do we have power? Yes, yes, yes.
The Machine, ladies and gentlemen.
This Friday night on Showtime,
Bert Kreischer, Douglas, Douglas me boy.
Doug Stanhope.
I almost married him in the early 2000s.
If Marilyn Manson wants to come out, he can come out.
Bill Burr's here.
Bill Burr, ladies and gentlemen.
Bill Burr.
Come on.
Because I stutter, Bill Burr just got bumped for Kreischer.
There you go.
All right, there's more mics.
There's more mics.
Greg Simmons is coming.
Where are you sitting?
Joey Diaz is coming.
Joey Diaz is coming?