Episode Transcript: Fight Companion - June 18, 2016 (Part 2)
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Brian, we can't correct you. We're trying to watch the Fedor fight. We've got to get a new Apple TV up in this bitch. We've got this old shit. We've got to get the new one. The new one has a better remote. Oh yeah, I got the new one.
I tried to use the remote app, but I guess it only works on one Apple TV. You can't use it at the one you have somewhere else. It's not effective. What is this, marijuana? It's just bad for you.
What is this, man? We're going to watch the Fedor-Fabio Maldonado fight in its entirety. Entirety, huh? Yeah. Is it five rounds or three? I believe it's three.
You can't do it? Hey, I'll give you the remote. If you get panicky, you can fast forward. I've seen it, brother. I know. Eddie, did you see it?
I saw highlights of it. You're in for a treat, my man. It would always be more shocking if a guy like him took that much time off and came back and was as good as he's ever been.
But that's what we expect from the greatest heavyweight of all time. What do you think is going on? Do you think it's the same thing that happened to Kane?
The same thing that happened to anybody at a certain time? Your body just hits a point. It's just older. It's just older, man.
Father Time does not give a fuck if you're Russia's greatest fighter.
But I will say this. When he did throw down, when he was throwing those shots, he throws them.
Power's the last thing to go, Eddie.
He throws them like, I don't know anybody throws those shots.
What the fuck?
The way he leaps into those shots.
This chick's coming down in a spider.
Can you see the power in those shots?
No, he still has power. It's the last thing to go. That's why heavyweights last so long.
But he couldn't knock that dude out, though. That's strange.
Who the fuck's it? Let's get a big old spider up here and get this white girl in corners.
Yeah, that was my idea.