#1000 - Joey Diaz & Tom Segura
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Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now” available on Spotify. Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called "Your Mom's House" on Spotify.
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Tom Segura and Joey Diaz Share Earthquake Survival Stories from Los Angeles
- Tom Segura discusses his fear of earthquakes and how he prepares for them with a generator and stored weapons.
- Joey Diaz recalls a terrifying experience during an earthquake where he observed his cats reacting before the tremors hit.
- Both comedians express how past earthquakes, particularly the Northridge earthquake, impacted their views on living in California.
The North Hollywood Shootout: A Turning Point in America's Policing Practices
- Tom Segura reflects on moving to LA during the same week as the North Hollywood shootout, a pivotal event in U.S. police history.
- The incident prompted a nationwide reevaluation of police tactics and response to armed confrontations.
- Segura and Diaz discuss the shocking visuals and the chaos of the shootout, highlighting its lasting effects on safety perceptions.
Candy Alexander and the Impact of a Historic Shootout on Police Tactics
- Discussion of a significant police shootout that changed tactics and equipment used by law enforcement.
- Reference to Hollywood division police mentioning the evolving nature of gun violence and firearms.
- Highlight of the ongoing issues of gun violence and the presence of weapons exceeding population numbers.
Mike Sorrentino's Tax Evasion: The Consequences of Crossing 'Big Daddy'
- Exploration of Mike Sorrentino's legal troubles surrounding tax evasion and structuring charges.
- Analysis of the differences in consequences for ordinary deals versus high-profile figures like Sorrentino.
- Insights into how tax evasion can lead to prison time, contrasting with financial disputes handled in civil court.
Big Daddy Institutions: Joe Rogan and the Accountability of Powerhouses Like the FBI and DEA
- Discussion about the concept of 'Big Daddy' representing authority and power in institutions like the FBI and DEA.
- Critique on accountability and transparency of government spending and decision-making.
- Comparison between past presidents' conduct, highlighting Obama’s handling of criticism versus Trump's more confrontational approach.
Pete Rose and Comic-Con: Insight into Celebrity Earnings and Ethical Dilemmas
- Mention of Pete Rose as a case study on financial dealings and celebrity pitfalls.
- Exploration of how celebrities manage income at Comic-Con events, focusing on earnings and tax implications.
- Reflective commentary on the personal journeys and ethical dilemmas faced by comedians and entertainers in navigating their careers.
Joey Diaz Reflects on Battling Addiction and Finding Purpose in Comedy
- Joey Diaz shares his struggles with addiction, particularly cocaine, and how internal struggles impacted his life.
- He celebrates ten years of sobriety and reflects on the importance of finding meaning in his life beyond success.
- Diaz discusses the role of the internet in his career, allowing him and others to showcase their true selves outside traditional media.
Humorous Anecdotes: Joey Diaz’s Wild Encounters and Unforgettable Shit Stories
- Diaz shares a hilarious experience of taking a shit in someone's backyard and the subsequent awkward fallout.
- He humorously contrasts taking a shit in different situations and how prison changes the experience of using the bathroom.
- The chapter includes amusing tales about public restroom habits and their comedic consequences, emphasizing the humor in everyday life.
Tom Segura's Hilarious Bathroom Tales: Diarrhea, Farts, and First Dates
- Tom Segura shares a comical experience about using a girlfriend's bathroom and the unexpected sound of an explosive diarrhea incident.
- He reflects on societal expectations for male behavior and how he cleverly evaded an embarrassing situation cleanly.
- The chapter captures the humorous dynamics of dating, shared embarrassing moments, and the absurdity of bodily functions.
The Pimp Chronicles: Joe Rogan and the Surprising Birthday Story in Knoxville
- Joe Rogan recounts a night in Knoxville where he humorously engages with an audience member whose birthday leads to shocking revelations about her life.
- The story highlights Rogan's skills in improvisation and the comedic potential of unexpected interactions during live performances.
- Listeners are treated to a wild story involving a 21-year-old woman being exploited by her boyfriend, emphasizing the unexpected narratives that come from comedy clubs.
Joe Rogan's Comedy Chaos: A $40 Blowjob Incident
- The story involves a shocking incident during a comedy show where a woman publicly admits to performing oral sex on the comedian.
- The woman's husband expresses his frustration, demanding $40, showing a peculiar focus on monetary value instead of marital fidelity.
- This narrative highlights the wild and outrageous experiences encountered in the world of stand-up comedy.
Shirley at the Armed Forces Base: A Comedy Performer’s Unexpected Encounter
- The comedian recounts a wild experience involving a military base in Idaho and a woman named Shirley, known for her provocative behavior.
- Shirley Immediately makes advances on the comedian, creating an unexpectedly intimate situation in the backstage area.
- The chapter delves into cultural observations and humor, contrasting the playful nature of language and interpersonal dynamics in comedic performances.
Big John McCarthy's Masterclass in Conflict Resolution at UFC Events
- Big John McCarthy, an experienced security figure and former police officer, excels in diffusing chaotic situations in the octagon.
- The discussion highlights the importance of customer service representatives and their ability to positively influence a person's day.
- Joe Rogan reflects on the significance of interpersonal connections and friendships formed in unexpected places, such as hotels.
Dane Cook and the Evolution of Comedy through Social Media
- The rise of Dane Cook is attributed to his innovative use of MySpace, which redefined engagement with fans in the early 2000s.
- Joe Rogan shares his initial skepticism about social media's role in comedy but acknowledges its significance after witnessing sold-out shows.
- A diverse range of fans, from professional fighters to everyday people, connect with Joe Rogan's show, illustrating its broad appeal.
Joe Rogan Reflects on the Impact of Jimmy Page's Troubling Past
- Joe Rogan discusses a book detailing the controversial life of Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin, who reportedly had a relationship with a 14-year-old girl.
- The conversation recalls a shared experience of being given a book by an unnamed author when the group arrived in Hong Kong.
- Rogan highlights the changing landscape of privacy and technology, pondering how these advances affect human interaction.
Joe Rogan and His Battle with Technology and Anxiety
- Rogan expresses concern over how technology is increasingly intertwining with daily life, leading to a disconnection from reality.
- He shares personal strategies for managing anxiety, including avoiding social media on weekends and finding solace in nature.
- Rogan ponders the future of human consciousness as it relates to technology, warning about the consequences of constant connectivity.
Joe Rogan and Tom Segura Discuss Parenting Challenges in the Digital Age
- Joe Rogan and Tom Segura express concern about the impact of technology on children's upbringing.
- Rogan shares a story about taking his daughter out to buy lemonade, emphasizing the importance of real-life experiences.
- The duo critiques the high costs of private schooling, arguing that it leads to a disconnect among children from different backgrounds.
Wim Hof: The Ice Man Who Masters Breath Control to Conquer Cold
- Discussion about Wim Hof, known for swimming under ice and teaching breath control to manage cold exposure.
- Joey Diaz mentions using Hof's breathing techniques before performances to enhance focus and performance.
- They explore the psychological effects of breath control and its significance during physical challenges.
Hickson Gracie's Revolutionary Breathing Techniques Transforming MMA Training
- Hickson Gracie, a legendary figure in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, emphasized the importance of breath control in combat sports.
- He utilized a unique technique involving fire breathing exercises, which he practiced daily to enhance his physical abilities.
- Gracie's training methods, including Gymnastica Natural, set him apart from his contemporaries, who relied on traditional strength training.
The Iron Sheik: From Amateur Wrestling Champion to Iconic WWE Superstar
- The Iron Sheik, originally a successful amateur wrestler from Iran, became a renowned professional wrestler in the WWE.
- He incorporated heavy object training, using traditional Iranian clubs to build immense strength and control.
- The Sheik's blend of wrestling skill and personality made a significant impact on the wrestling world and helped popularize the sport.
Ric Flair's Health Crisis: A Candid Look at the Toll of Professional Wrestling
- Discussion of the severe physical damage faced by professional wrestlers, highlighting Ric Flair's deteriorating condition.
- Insight into the life-altering injuries sustained during performances, including potential brain damage.
- Mention of Bushwick Bill's controversial past and resilience in the face of hardships, including getting shot in the eye.
Celebrity Endorsements and Iconic Food Experiences: Paris Hilton and Dodger Dogs
- Exploration of Paris Hilton's lucrative nightclub appearances and the absurdity of giving her a club to manage.
- Nostalgia for celebrity culture in Hollywood, with references to Lindsay Lohan and popular hangouts from the past.
- A critical review of the quality of famous food items, including the infamous Dodger Dogs and their disappointing taste.
Dark Secrets of Hormel and the Gambino Family's Meat Industry
- Discusses gruesome practices at Hormel involving discarded body parts in meat production.
- Mentions Puerto Rican workers involved in the meat grinding process.
- Highlights corruption within the Gambino family, including schemes to embezzle supermarket profits.
Joe Messino's Mafia Tactics and Trump's Leadership Failures
- Explores how Joe Messino enforced strict rules within the mob to maintain order and legitimacy.
- Analyzes Trump's inappropriate handling of sensitive events and criticism from the public.
- Discusses the challenges of presidential leadership amidst political controversies and media scrutiny.
Joe Rogan Sheds Light on Bureaucracy: A Personal Journey Through Politics and Family Struggles
- Joe Rogan reflects on his upbringing in Hudson County, New Jersey, discussing his disillusionment with political systems.
- He shares a personal story of dealing with bureaucratic obstacles after his mother's death and the difficulty of claiming Social Security.
- Rogan highlights the financial struggles of American families, criticizing the rising costs of everyday activities like sports and entertainment.
Joe Rogan Warns of Rising Tensions: The Fine Line Between Police and Community Relations
- Rogan expresses his respect for police officers while also acknowledging the increasing tensions and incidents of police brutality.
- He discusses the potential for violence between police and community members, drawing on past events like those in Dallas.
- Rogan emphasizes the need for capable individuals in law enforcement amid the scrutiny of police actions and societal calls for reform.
Joe Rogan's Deep Dive into Police Training and Accountability
- Discussion centers on the challenges faced by police officers handling traumatic crime scenes, including murders and accidents.
- Concerns raised about inadequate training for police and the perception of police misconduct in various situations.
- The rights of citizens to film police activities are highlighted, alongside the dangers and legal implications involved.
Street Vendor Violence and Cartel Involvement in LA
- A shocking incident involving a street vendor highlights issues of aggression and harassment in urban California.
- Initial misconceptions about street vendors are corrected, revealing cartel connections and their business operations.
- Cultural observations reveal the struggles of immigrant street vendors in facing public and police scrutiny while attempting to earn a living.
Carlos Kicked Off by Pepe: The Controversy Behind 'Star Maps' and Male Prostitution
- Carlos, an aspiring actor, faces pressure from his father Pepe to join the family business of male prostitution.
- The discussion includes the 1997 film 'Star Maps', highlighting its unique premise and the culture of celebrity home mapping in Hollywood.
- The hosts reflect on the societal changes brought about by the podcasting medium, which provides intimate conversations often lacking in modern interactions.
Podcasting with Joe Rogan: Personal Accountability and the Virtue of Conversation
- Joey Diaz emphasizes the transformative power of podcasting in maintaining personal accountability and fostering genuine connections with listeners.
- The conversation transitions to cultural criticisms, humorously addressing topics such as alcohol consumption and the quirks of white people.
- The hosts reflect on iconic figures like Steve McQueen, focusing on companionship, violent portrayals in classic films, and the social commentary surrounding them.
Burt Reynolds and the Mexican Soap Opera Dynamics
- Discussion about Burt Reynolds' acting prowess amidst dramatic soap opera-like situations.
- Highlighting a scene where an actress is thrown to the ground without a cushion, showcasing the physicality of the performance.
- Comparing American soap operas to Mexican productions and reflecting on the nature of television in the 70s.
Dubai's Lavish Lifestyle and Conor McGregor's Magic
- Exploration of Dubai's status as a wealthy paradise with luxury cars and extravagant spending habits.
- Insights into Conor McGregor's ability to captivate public interest and create hype around his fights.
- Reflecting on the disparity of wealth and the role of family money in societal status, especially in the context of oil-rich families.
Muhammad Ali's Magic vs. Sonny Liston's Ruthless Power
- Muhammad Ali showcased extraordinary movement and agility during his prime.
- Ali was perceived to be in peril facing the lethal punch of Sonny Liston, who had previously dominated opponents.
- The discussion highlights the generational disconnect in appreciating sports legends, particularly in the context of Jordan's and Ali's eras.
Michael Jordan's Unmatched Dominance and Highlight Dunks
- Michael Jordan's dunks, especially his iconic foul line slam, demonstrated an unparalleled level of athleticism.
- Joe Rogan and guests reflect on basketball history, citing other legendary dunkers like Julius Erving and Vince Carter.
- The conversation touches on the evolution of athleticism across generations and potential genetic improvements among athletes.
The Night of Vespers: Sicilian Traditions and Dark Family Histories
- Discussion of the Sicilian tradition known as the Night of Vespers and its violent implications.
- Personal anecdotes highlighting the dangerous reputation of Sicilians with knives.
- Revelation of the narrator's family history connected to Cuba, touching on the impact of ancestry and music.
Cultural Connections and Comedy: The Influence of Language on Identity
- Exploration of the differences between Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Mexican cultures through language.
- Humorous interactions where Spanish-speaking individuals underestimate the narrator's ability to speak Spanish.
- References to notable figures like Jim Morrison and comedic encounters that reveal the intersection of culture and performance.
Jim Morrison's Controversial Trial: Indecent Exposure Verdict and Posthumous Pardon
- Jim Morrison was found guilty of misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure and open profanity after rejecting a plea bargain.
- The trial's evidence was questioned, with speculation about the lack of a definitive photograph of the alleged indecency.
- In 2010, over 40 years after his death, a clemency board voted to pardon Morrison, highlighting ongoing debates about artistic expression.
The Comedy Scene's Restrictions: Insights from Joey Diaz and Podcast Discussions
- Joey Diaz and fellow comedians discussed the challenges of performing during times when certain jests, like fake masturbation, weren't accepted.
- The conversation reflected on how restrictions could limit creative freedom in comedy, referencing historic materials that were edited out.
- The podcast highlighted Diaz's humor and camaraderie with other comedians, emphasizing their shared passion for entertainment despite past controversies.