Episode Transcript: #1000 - Joey Diaz & Tom Segura
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well I've ladies and gentlemen
uh thousand episodes Tom Scora Joey motherfucking Diaz we're we're delayed
and starting ladies and gentlemen we did not have a lighter that was a real
panic set in that's embarrassing yeah I thought I thought some shit was really
gonna go down but thank God I am petrified of earthquakes and situations
I don't put slippers on I sleep with sneakers on I got a generator I got a generator
I got a generator dog. Do you store water? Water tools yeah I got two weapons I got an
AR-15. Have you been out here for an earthquake?
one of them that didn't scare me yeah but I was just sitting by the computer I
was looking at the cat bowls yeah you get high and I was looking at the cats I was
looking at the cat bowls and all of a sudden the whole building tip and I saw
the cat bowls up in the air spinning and the cats running for their lives they
acted they were acting weird a couple seconds before that and that's why I
go why are they so fucked up? Oh they were acting weird before the earthquake
they say animals configured for that live. So I started looking at the cat bowls
dogs do crazy shit. What the fuck is going on that they're doing that and all
sudden dog I just saw the cat bowls it's like a cartoon up in the air spinning
the earthquake and the whole building shifted I heard the bricks the whole