#1409 - Joey Diaz

Episode Timestamps

• 00:00:00

  Joey D and the Monday Morning Vagina Picture

  • Joey D sent a suggestive picture to brighten up everyone's Monday morning
  • The picture disrupted a serious meeting with eight white dudes
  • Discussion about the challenges of working in a professional office environment
• 00:02:00

  Adventures in Driving in Colorado and Love for Subarus

  • Experience of driving on snow and black ice in Colorado
  • Appreciation for Subaru cars' performance in snowy conditions
  • Comparison between Subaru GL 10 and other car brands like Toyota
• 00:12:06

  Mitsubishi & Dodge: The Eclipse and Starion Era

  • Mitsubishi enters the market with Eclipse, followed by Dodge's version - the Conquest TSI.
  • Unusual scenario where two car companies have the exact same model - Conquest and Starion.
  • Discussion on the uniqueness of car designs like Starion and Eclipse during the late 80s.
• 00:14:13

  RX 7 and the Uniqueness of Rotary Engines

  • Personal anecdote about an accident involving a Mazda RX 7, leading to a dislike for smaller cars.
  • Exploration of Mazda's rotary engines and the distinctiveness in car engineering.
  • Reflections on car enthusiasts' evolving preferences and design innovations pre-internet era.
• 00:23:34

  Shelby GT 500 vs. Corvette: Ultimate Speed Comparison

  • Discussion on the Shelby GT 500, a ridiculously fast car faster than the new Corvette
  • Comparison of GT 500 with a race car GT 40 meant only for the racetrack
  • In-depth look at the pricing and features of the Shelby GT 500 and its performance
• 00:25:46

  Automotive Industry Evolution and Future Trends

  • Exploration of how automakers like Ford and Tesla are evolving with new models
  • Controversy surrounding the use of iconic names like Mustang for SUVs
  • Insight into the rise of Tesla's market value, challenging traditional automakers
• 00:35:36

  Bruce Lee's Impact on Martial Arts and Movie Theaters

  • Bruce Lee's influence brought a significant shift in martial arts
  • Movie theaters and martial arts schools saw a surge in attendance
  • Black people were especially energized by the change in the industry
• 00:41:40

  The Routine and Impact of Road Shows

  • Maintaining physical fitness boosts performance on the road
  • The challenges of repetitive shows and burnout over the weekends
  • Balancing responsibilities and changes in lifestyle affect touring routines
• 00:45:29

  Stand-up Comedy and New Material Exploration at The Comedy Store

  • Comic discussing the importance of putting in the reps to improve performance
  • Trying new material and learning from past failures
  • Reflecting on experiences at The Comedy Store and the need for constant improvement
• 00:47:15

  Unrequited Love and Reflections on Past Mistakes

  • Personal story of unrequited love for a woman named Faye
  • Unexpected confession of feelings while under the influence of substances
  • Reflecting on impulsive actions and learning from the experience
• 00:56:21

  Tribute to Jam Michael Vincent and his rise in Hollywood

  • Discusses the success and downfall of Jan Michael Vincent
  • Mentions his roles in various movies like 'The Mechanic' and 'World's Greatest Athlete'
  • Reflects on his impact on the entertainment industry and his popularity in Hollywood during his time
• 01:02:04

  Analysis of Classic TV Shows of the Past

  • Explores the significance of TV shows like 'Good Times', 'Sanford and Son', and 'The Jeffersons'
  • Discusses the impact of these classic shows on television history
  • Reflects on the cultural diversity and comedic elements portrayed in these series
• 01:09:41

  Discussion on the song 'God Bless America' by Paul Robison and Fritz Haber's nitrogen extraction method

  • Focuses on details surrounding the song 'God Bless America' and its performer
  • Mentions the satirical take on racism in the song lyrics
  • Brings up Fritz Haber's invention of nitrogen extraction, linking it to its dark history during wars
• 01:11:24

  The dark contrast of innovator Fritz Haber: Nitrogen extraction vs. War crimes

  • Elaborates on Fritz Haber's dual legacy of revolutionizing agriculture and developing poison gas
  • Discusses the ethical dilemmas posed by individuals who contribute positively to society while having dark histories
  • Emphasizes the impact of Haber's inventions on mass food production and their implications in warfare
• 01:22:21

  Discussion on Music Industry and Rolling Blunts

  • Conversation about a female artist's potential impact on the music industry
  • Praise for her musical talent and anticipation for her return
  • Reference to songs like 'Malibu' and admiration for her artistry
• 01:24:20

  Rolling Skills and Music Industry Changes

  • Discussion on rolling a perfect blunt by personalities like Luis Gomez
  • Admiration for individuals who excel in rolling joints and fixing engines
  • Reflection on the evolution of music formats from albums to CDs and vinyl
• 01:33:21

  Netflix Show 'Don't F*** with Cats' and Michael Baden's Comeback

  • Discussion about the Netflix series 'Don't F*** with Cats' and its impact
  • The involvement of Michael Baden in the Epstein case and his recent comeback
  • Details about the investigative work of Michael Baden in solving crimes
• 01:34:58

  Roger Ailes and Sexual Harassment Scandal

  • Exploration of the sexual harassment scandal involving Roger Ailes and Fox News employees
  • Insights into the inappropriate behavior and actions of Roger Ailes towards female anchors
  • A glimpse into the dynamics of power and abuse in the workplace, particularly in media industry
• 01:45:30

  Teacher Misconduct and the Issue of Pedophile Priests in the Catholic Church

  • Niece reported teacher misconduct prompting his dismissal.
  • Discussion on the prevalence of pedophile priests within the Catholic Church.
  • Comparisons made to dentists and lawyers if they were in similar situations.
• 01:47:05

  Institutional Failures and Lack of Accountability Among Catholic Priesthood

  • Discussion on the trend of priests being moved to avoid prosecution.
  • Personal anecdotes reveal community awareness of abusers.
  • Case of a cop's brother resorting to murder due to abuse.
• 01:57:24

  Catholic School Trauma and Father's Revelation

  • Attending Catholic school led to disillusionment with belief in religion and authority figures
  • Encountering father at car dealership, unaware of his identity at first
  • Discovering father's dual life and position in the church
• 01:59:19

  Deception and Hypocrisy in a Church Community

  • Encounter with football team's head at church exposes hypocrisy and infidelity
  • Mentions of anti-gay pastors revealed to be gay themselves
  • Stories of church leaders indulging in illicit activities while preaching righteousness
• 02:08:44

  Discussion with Unconventional Bartender and Controversial Past

  • Encounter with a character selling weed and showing pornography to young kids
  • Bizarre incidents involving girlfriend and explicit content
  • Transformation from peculiar behavior to normalcy with odd actions
• 02:10:38

  Controversy and Legalities Surrounding Prostitution in Gay Community

  • Reflection on acceptance of paid relationships within the gay community
  • Comparison with societal views on prostitution in different communities
  • Discussion on the intersections of legality, money, and ethics in commercial relationships
• 02:21:33

  Caught up with Michael Jackson and the Kennedy's

  • Michael Jackson inviting people to go on tour with him and staying in connecting rooms
  • Discussion about getting caught up in the town and being influenced by prominent figures like Michael Jackson
  • Reference to Marilam and Roe's involvement with Kennedy and baseball players
• 02:23:23

  Harvey Weinstein's Influence in Hollywood

  • Celebrities publicly thanking Harvey Weinstein despite accusations against him
  • Discussion on the innocence of some people's perceptions towards powerful figures like Weinstein
  • Debate on the awareness of others regarding the extent of Weinstein's misconduct
• 02:33:32

  Discussion on Fungal Toenail and Dick Hygiene

  • The speaker discusses sanding down a fungal toenail with an auto-body stone
  • Talks about the challenges of aging on personal hygiene, such as the length of the nut sack
  • Shares a comparison of personal genital hygiene with a hilarious take on dick maintenance
• 02:35:12

  Sports Betting Excitement and Conor McGregor Fight Preview

  • Converses about the sports betting excitement around Connor and Cowboy fight
  • Mentions upcoming games and the risks associated with sports gambling
  • Highlights the anticipation for a UFC fight and in-depth analysis of the fighter's strengths and weaknesses
• 02:44:43

  Connor McGregor

  • McGregor handles pressure well as seen in the fight against Floyd Mayweather.
  • Questions raised about McGregor's fighting style and preparation for upcoming matches.
  • Discussion on McGregor's ability to reclaim his crown amidst fame and wealth.
• 02:46:31

  Tyron Woodley and Leon Edwards

  • Analysis of Tyron Woodley's recent fights and upcoming challenges.
  • Insights on the potential high-stakes fight between Woodley and Leon Edwards.
  • Future possibilities for contendership in the welterweight division.
• 02:56:43

  Chung Ling Soo's Deception and Tragic End

  • Chung Ling Soo was revealed to be an American named William Robinson, deceiving people by pretending to be Chinese
  • He became famous for letting people shoot at him and catching the bullet in his teeth
  • Accidentally got shot in the chest instead of the mouth, revealing his true identity in perfect English
• 02:58:16

  Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's Tragic Fight and Boxing Risks

  • Ray Mancini's fight with Duck Koo Kim resulted in Kim's death
  • Discussion on dangers of cutting weight in lower weight class boxing
  • Stories of skillful but tragic fights, emphasizing the risks in boxing