#1452 - Greg Fitzsimmons
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Greg Fitzsimmons is a writer and stand-up comedian. He also hosts a podcast with Alison Rosen called “Childish" available on Spotify.
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Jerking off in Unusual Settings
- Discussion around the challenges of finding privacy for masterbation during the pandemic.
- Anecdotes about jerking off in a bath and bathroom shared, highlighting awkward situations.
- Humorous reflections on the taboo and practicalities of self-pleasure.
Wild Encounters and Animal Behaviors
- Narrative on the interaction between mastiffs, coyotes, and chickens in a backyard setting.
- Description of the mastiff being tricked into aiding the coyotes in raiding the chicken coop.
- Insights into the agility and behavior of coyotes, baboons, and their interactions with other animals.
Poison Food Incident among Baboons
- Professor Sapolsky studied a group of baboons over years in Africa
- A case of poison food caused a behavioral shift among baboons
- Shift towards cooperation and less aggression observed in surviving baboons
Evolutionary Changes and Human Species
- Discussion on the evolution from Neanderthals to Homo sapiens
- Variety of human species observed throughout history
- Speculation on future human evolution and adaptation
Discussing Cormac McCarthy's brutal portrayal of violence in the 1860s and its relevance to modern-day Mexico's cartel-controlled regions
- The focus is on Cormac McCarthy's vivid depiction of violence and atrocities in the 1860s, particularly the brutal acts committed by individuals for scalps and against peaceful societies.
- Drawing parallels to the present, the discussion shifts to the significant control exerted by cartels in parts of Mexico and the dire situations faced by inhabitants.
- Recognizing the bravery of individuals such as local police fighting cartels and journalists risking their lives by reporting on cartel activities.
Exploring the challenges faced by immigrants and the necessity to reassess refugee acceptance policies in the context of societal crises
- Shifts the focus towards the struggles of immigrants fleeing dangerous situations in countries like El Salvador and Nicaragua, seeking refuge in other nations.
- Reflects on the historical approach of offering refuge to those in peril and the complexity in distinguishing genuine refugees at borders.
- Addresses the need for a reevaluation of aid distribution, including preemptive assistance to economically distressed regions and communities.
Exploring the Underrated Adam Sandler Movies
- Discussion on the underrated Adam Sandler movies and their comedic value
- Specific mention of movies like 'Chuck and Larry' and 'Kingpin'
- Insight on the criticism faced by Adam Sandler's movies and the audience appreciation
Diverse Performances and Cross-cultural Portrayal
- Conversation on actors' performances despite cultural differences
- Specific mention of Cynthia Arrivo's portrayal and skill in 'The Outsider'
- Exploration of cultural appropriation and cross-pollination in entertainment
Italian Actors Stealing the Show
- Actors from a town hired to speak in dialect, impressing with their performance
- Lead actresses likely to win Emmys for their brilliant acting
- Discussion about actors like Vincent Pastore and Steve Sharipa in Scorsese movies and Sopranos
The Tale of Chee-Chee and Italian Family Bonds
- Anecdotes about Chee-Chee the monkey and his antics
- Grandparents' struggle with grandmother's health and care
- Reflections on family history, migration, and the temporary nature of life
Medical Practices in 1796
- Limited medical knowledge and education in 1796
- Quick attainment of medical and law degrees by individuals like John Hancock
- Depiction of medical exams and procedures in the past with examples from movies
Analysis of Violence in Media
- Discussion on excessive gore in video games and movies
- Comparison of cartoonish violence versus realistic violence in entertainment
- Exploration of hyper-violence in films like 'Kill Bill' and 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'
Botflies Infestation Inside a Body
- Extracting a botfly from a person's body reveals the enormity of the insect living inside
- Discussion on the horror of insect world with examples like praying mantises
- Narrative about extracting multiple botflies from a person's calf causing nausea
Python Invasion in Florida Everglades
- Concerns about the environmental impact of invasive pythons in the Florida Everglades
- Debate around the idea of making valuable products out of pythons to control their population
- Description of pythons eating alligators and affecting the ecosystem balance
Indonesian Woman Swallowed by Giant Python on Muna Island
- A 54-year-old woman went missing on Muna Island in Sulawesi while checking her vegetable garden on a Thursday
- Local police found her sandals and machete the next day near a giant python with a bloated belly
- Residents suspected the snake had swallowed the victim and killed it, only to discover the woman's intact body being recovered in front of a crowd
Debate Over Using Exotic Animal Skins for Fashion
- Discussion on the use of exotic skins like crocodile, alligator, and python in fashion industry
- Mention of companies reacting to pressure by activists to stop using exotic skins
- Suggestion to utilize invasive species like snakes in Florida for making products like purses and jackets
Hawks and Owls in Conflict
- Director Tom Chironos witnesses a hawk snatching a dove in Studio City.
- Several incidents of hawks colliding with glass and dying.
- Conflict arises between older dominant hawks and younger, bold hawks in the community.
The Tale of the Hawk Demon
- A hawk sustains injuries and is fed in the house before being released.
- Discussion about feeding the hawk baby mice before its release.
- Observations on owls preying on young hawks, leading to casualties.
Golden Eagles Hunting Sheep And Goats
- Golden eagles swoop down from mountains to grab and drop sheep on rocks.
- Eagles are capable of riding down animals they snatch off cliffs.
- Dramatic video captures eagle pulling a goat off a wall and bouncing down to ground.
Shoebill Stork and Congo Wildlife
- Albatross and condors with exceptional wingspans discussed.
- Shoebill stork's predatory prowess with fish and lizards highlighted.
- Wildlife adaptations in the Congo, such as aquatic antelopes and changing habitats.
Grandfather's Legacy: A Garden's Tale
- Grandfather's dedication to gardening and knowing every detail of his garden
- Issues with coyotes killing chickens and the strategy to deal with them
- The emotional connection to the chickens and the desire to protect them
Toilet Paper Panic and Medical Uncertainties
- Discussion on the toilet paper panic buying during the COVID-19 pandemic
- Uncertainty around medical treatments for COVID-19 and the need for ventilators
- Mention of popular show 'Tiger King' and speculation about a mysterious disappearance
Alan Ford from the movie Snatch and Guy Ritchie's The Gentleman
- Discussion about Alan Ford and his role in the movie Snatch
- Conversation about Guy Ritchie's new movie The Gentleman
- Mention of Matthew McConaughey and Hugh Grant in The Gentleman
Impact of COVID-19 on Movie Theaters and Discussion about Malaria and Chronic Wasting Disease
- Reflection on the severe impact of COVID-19 on the movie industry
- Conversation about the devastation caused by malaria globally
- Explanation of chronic wasting disease and its potential threat to humans
Chronic Wasting Disease in Deer and Potential Human Transmission
- Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) is a fatal disease that affects deer, with a 100% mortality rate
- Idris Elba and Tom Hanks mentioned in comparison with CWD to showcase different outcomes in humans
- Warnings about the possibility of CWD transmission to humans, with precautions like testing deer meat
Concerns about CWD Crossing over to Humans and the Vegan Movement
- Increased consumption of infected meat raising concerns about the potential crossover of CWD to humans
- Comparison between CWD and other pandemics like H1N1, highlighting uncertainties
- Discussion on the impact of a potential CWD outbreak on society and the rise of the vegan movement as a protective measure
First Sexual Experiences and Comparisons
- Detailed discussion on the excitement and obsession with sexual experiences
- Comparison between the enjoyment of sexual encounters and other experiences
- Personal reflections on the transformative nature of sexual interactions
Future of Relationships with AI and X Machina Movie Discussion
- Exploration of young generations' interactions and relationships with technology
- Debate on the potential shift towards robot companionship
- Analysis of the movie X Machina and its themes of artificial intelligence and relationships
China Concealed Extent of Virus Outbreak - U.S. Intelligence
- China suspected of concealing true extent of virus outbreak
- US intelligence skeptical of China's transparency
- 21 million people missing from cell phone database in China
Response to Pandemic from Various Countries
- North Korea claims no coronavirus cases
- Germany praised for low mortality rate and good healthcare system
- Thailand's Playboy King isolates with 20 girlfriends in a luxury German hotel
Stand-Up Comedy at the Lab Factory with Mike Gibbons
- Stand-up comedy session without audience at the lab factory
- Introducing new podcast called Sunday Papers with Mike Gibbons about reading and joking about sections of the paper
- Tim Dillon emphasizing importance of creativity during stand-ups
Adapting to Current Times and Economic Uncertainty
- Encouragement to accept the current situation and be proactive
- Discussion on the uncertainties of economy restarting after halt
- The potential long-term impact on employment, businesses, and economic structure
Trade Disruptions and Wildlife Regulations Impacting Overseas Shipments to China and Thailand
- Sending medical equipment overseas without replenishing stocks caused disruptions in shipments to China and Thailand.
- China's regulations on wildlife sale due to disease recognition affecting wet markets.
- Issues in overseas shipment policy highlighted by mistakenly sent supplies to Bangkok.
Impoverished Provinces and Ramifications of Factory Farming in China
- Discussion on impoverished provinces and challenges in stopping traditional practices in China.
- Impact of factory farming pushing small farmers into harvesting unusual animals like those consuming bat excreta.
- Mention of U.S. shipment mix-up to Bangkok revealing problems with existing policies.
Cameron Haynes: A Savage Family Legacy
- Cameron Haynes is a renowned figure, known for his exceptional hunting and athletic skills
- His son is following in his footsteps, displaying impressive strength and stamina in physical challenges
- Truett is depicted as a dedicated and accomplished individual, showcasing his endurance in a documented challenge
Extreme Endurance: The Grueling Challenges of Ultramarathons
- Discussion about ultra-marathons and the extreme physical and mental demands they pose
- Highlighted the incredible feat of Courtney Dauwalter, who won a 240-mile race by a significant margin
- Emphasized the intense physical toll and mental fortitude required for such extreme endurance events
Discussing Greg Fitzsimmons on Joe Rogan Experience
- Greg Fitzsimmons features in episode 20 of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast
- The episode is highlighted by a lot of interesting discussions between Greg Fitzsimmons and Joe Rogan
- The conversation includes reflections on the past episodes and expressing gratitude for the opportunities