Episode Transcript: #1452 - Greg Fitzsimmons
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Gregory, how you holding up?
I am holding it up.
Although, not as much as I would like to be holding it up.
I think that's a lot.
People talking about all the different constraints of this pandemic.
Masterbation has gone by the wayside for a lot of people.
If you live in a two bedroom apartment and you got two kids, you know.
You're going to have to jerk off while you're shitting.
It's the only time you have.
That's a lot of toilet paper you're wasting.
Bring your phone in there with you.
Set up some mule porn on the ledge.
Yeah, right.
And you got to land it just right.
You got to let it squirt and then come down between your legs into the water.
You got to point down.
You got to hurt yourself.
You got to go overhand.
Yeah, like you're going deep into third gear.
I got to hurt.