Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on YouTube.
Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme.
Social Security has never missed a payment to anybody.
Doge is not going to be anything.
If you look at Zillow, I'm pretty sure it body scans your whole fucking face.
People get paid to be Democrat. They get paid.
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I have these shades, you know why?
I'll save this gold, hold on.
Because the future's so bright.
You gotta wear shades.
Oh, uh, nuclear war.
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