#885 - Tom Segura
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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom's House available on Spotify. His "No Teeth No Entry" tour starts in 2017, tickets are available at now.
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DJ Dad Mouth and Tracy Morgan's Hilarious Morning TV Antics
- The hosts discuss the limitations and challenges of performing on morning TV shows, particularly for comedians.
- Tracy Morgan is highlighted for his iconic and absurd performance where he improvised about pregnancy on a morning show.
- The conversation delves into the demographics of morning show audiences, noting that they're often not aligned with stand-up comedy styles.
LeBron James and the Electric Atmosphere of Live Sports
- The hosts reflect on the unique experience of attending live sports events and its ability to change perceptions of the games.
- LeBron James' extraordinary passing skills are discussed, emphasizing how top athletes anticipate plays instinctively.
- The joy and excitement of high-level sports, including basketball and soccer, are celebrated, showcasing personal anecdotes and respect for the athletes.
Jamie: The Wizard of Sports and His Rivals
- Jamie is described as a technical and improvisational wizard in sports, especially football.
- There's a comparison of various professional athletes showcasing incredible skills, likening their abilities to wizardry.
- Discussion includes the intense physicality in football and the dramatic changes in player sizes and athleticism over the years.
BJ Penn's Fearless Journey Across Weight Classes
- BJ Penn is highlighted for his confidence and willingness to compete in multiple weight classes, including a notable fight against Lioto Machida.
- The conversation reflects on BJ's impressive grappling pedigree, including winning the Mundials.
- The discussion includes specific fights and moments in BJ's career, emphasizing his knockout power and technical skills.
BJ Penn's Martial Arts Legacy and Upcoming Fight with Yair Rodriguez
- BJ Penn, known for his exceptional flexibility and technique, has been a dominating force in martial arts since 2001.
- Battling against tough opponents has led to both victories and losses throughout BJ's 15-year career.
- Excitement is building for BJ's upcoming fight against rising star Yair Rodriguez, showcasing the high stakes and electrifying atmosphere of live martial arts events.
Ronda Rousey Faces Controversy Amid Upcoming Fight with Juliana Peña
- Ronda Rousey, a legendary UFC fighter, faces criticism from Juliana Peña, who has been commenting on Ronda's physique.
- The online outrage regarding 'fat-shaming' highlights conflicting perspectives in the realm of competitive sports.
- Despite their heated exchanges, both fighters prepare for an inevitable clash in the cage, underscoring the nature of combat sports.
The Controversies of Black Twitter: A Troll and the Kanye-Jay-Z Beef
- A woman's comment on Black Twitter ignites a discussion about commenting on cultural issues.
- Host discusses the absurdity of people claiming others cannot comment on specific topics.
- The conversation highlights the humor and tensions surrounding cultural identities.
The Evolution of UFC: Stephen Bonner and Forrest Griffin's Game-Changing Fight
- 2015's iconic fight between Stephen Bonner and Forrest Griffin marked a turning point in UFC popularity.
- Discussion reflects on how this fight influenced future events and fighter dynamics.
- The chapter delves into notable fights, including Anderson Silva's dominance and his leg break against Chris Weidman.
Chris Weidman's Strategic Victory Over Anderson Silva
- Chris Weidman uses a stunning combination of punches to outmaneuver Anderson Silva.
- In their fight, Weidman showcases his grappling skills but initially struggles against Silva's leg kicks.
- After the match, Weidman encourages fighters to commit fully to their careers.
Conor McGregor's Charismatic Rise and Unique Style in MMA
- Conor McGregor's remarkable ability to manage pressure sets him apart in the MMA world.
- His striking precision and knockout power have made McGregor a dominant force against opponents like Eddie Alvarez.
- The discussion highlights the potential challenges McGregor would face in a boxing match against Floyd Mayweather.
Floyd Mayweather's Boxing Genius and Family Legacy
- Floyd Mayweather's exceptional boxing intelligence is rooted in his family, particularly his uncle Roger Mayweather, known as 'The Black Mamba'.
- Roger's comedic moments on HBO's 24/7 series showcased his candid and entertaining insights into boxing.
- Floyd's unyielding determination is highlighted by his incredible record of 49-0, built through his unmatched skills and strategic preparation.
The Wealth and Influence of 'Money' Mayweather
- Floyd Mayweather flaunts his lavish lifestyle, showcasing his wealth through extravagant displays of money and luxury cars.
- He discusses his fight purses and the impact of his persona as a 'villain' in boxing, emphasizing how it drives pay-per-view sales.
- The conversation reflects on the pressures of legacy in boxing and the significance of potentially fighting his 50th match against notable rivals like Manny Pacquiao.
Extreme Athleticism and Personal Struggles: A Dive into Joe's Martial Arts Journey
- Joe recalls intense moments during competitive martial arts training, feeling overwhelmed and realizing the dangers of pushing limits too far.
- He emphasizes the importance of consistent effort and hard work, stating that there's no shortcut to success in competition.
- Joe mentions the psychological impact of skipping workouts, linking personal discipline to overall mental health and self-perception.
Fred Eichler's Bow Hunting Techniques: The Art of Recurve and Stick Bows
- The conversation shifts to Fred Eichler, an expert bow hunter known for using traditional hunting techniques.
- A detailed explanation of the differences between recurve bows and compound bows, including their mechanics and the skills required.
- Joe discusses the historical significance of bow technology, referencing the Mongols and their mastery of the recurve bow during the 1200s.
Tom Segura's Adventures in Moose Hunting with Expert Bow Hunter
- Tom Segura discusses advanced bow technology and high tolerance arrows from brands like Easton.
- A glassing expert shares an exciting moose hunting story, showcasing his skill with traditional bows.
- The term 'glassing' evolves from a hunting technique to a casual term for relaxing, amusing listeners.
The Hilarious Dynamics of Using 'Jeans' in Daily Conversations and Customer Service
- Tom and his wife playfully misaddress people as 'jeans' during everyday interactions, leading to humorous confusion.
- A memorable call to a hotel about the 'Cincinnati fart' highlights the absurdity of customer service interactions.
- The conversation features a reflection on how customer service representatives react to unexpected humor.
Moose Hunting Encounter: The Excitement and Reality of the Kill
- The narrator recounts a close encounter with a moose while hunting, successfully taking the shot.
- He expresses mixed feelings about hunting, acknowledging the thrill yet uncomfortable witnessing animal death.
- Reflects on societal disconnect with animal slaughter, suggesting if children witnessed it, many might choose to stop eating meat.
Tom Papa's Safari Story: Lessons from Adventure and Cooking
- Discussion about Tom Papa's adventurous balloon safari landing in the Congo, showcasing his storytelling skills.
- The conversation shifts to cooking, specifically a French cooking class and the intricacies of making a chocolate souffle.
- The comedic exchange reveals culinary passions among comedians, along with the humorous acknowledgment of weight gained from cooking experiments.
Bert Kreischer's Journey: Overcoming Addiction to Success and Weight Loss
- Bert Kreischer reflects on the addictive nature of success, akin to saving money and weight loss.
- He discusses how witnessing progress can motivate people to continue improving their health and fitness.
- Kreischer emphasizes the importance of pursuing personal goals that bring happiness and meaning to life.
Kevin James and the Complicated Relationship Between Weight Loss and Career Success
- Kreischer shares a revealing story about Kevin James facing pressure from his manager to maintain weight for casting opportunities.
- He believes the entertainment industry often discourages personal health improvements for the sake of roles.
- Kreischer and others explore how comedic careers can thrive without compromising health and artistic direction.
The Awkward World of Comedy Pitches: Insights from a Struggling Writer
- The narrator discusses the challenges faced during a comedy pitch where a fellow writer experiences a panic attack.
- Comparison is made between pitching and blind dating, emphasizing the awkwardness of initial encounters.
- A humorous idea about 'pizza sluts', a show featuring women who fight crime, is met with skepticism and laughter.
Rob Ford's Influence: Exploring the Pitching of a Controversial Comedy Character
- The narrator recounts playing a character inspired by Rob Ford, illustrating the highs and lows of pitching the concept.
- Laughter and rejection from executives are highlighted as common reactions during the pitch process.
- Discussion includes the unpredictable nature of success in showbiz and the significance of taking risks with new ideas.
The Ruthlessness of Owls: Insights from Wildlife Rehabilitation Expert
- Discussion of the savage nature of owls and their predatory instincts.
- The narrator details a visit to a wildlife rescue where they encountered a blind owl, highlighting the unique traits of these creatures.
- Exploration of the ecological balance between owls, rabbits, and urban predators like coyotes.
Coyotes and Mountain Lions: Predators in Urban Settings
- A personal account of encountering coyotes and the fear they instill in urban neighborhoods, including a terrifying experience with a pack attempting to catch a dog.
- Discussion on the relationship between coyotes and mountain lions, and the ecological implications of their predatory behavior.
- Controversial thoughts on wildlife management in urban areas, including the potential dangers posed by mountain lions and the public debate around their existence.
Victoria Von Perling and the Controversy Over Mountain Lion P-45
- Victoria Von Perling initially did not want Mountain Lion P-45 to be killed, advocating for its capture instead.
- Public outrage surrounding the incident influenced Von Perling's decision to halt the killing of P-45.
- The situation highlighted the conflict between ranchers and wildlife preservation advocates, especially in cases of livestock predation.
The Journey of the South Dakota Mountain Lion to Connecticut
- Adrian Wydivin, a mammal ecologist, discussed the wild adventure of a mountain lion that traveled 1,500 miles from South Dakota to Connecticut.
- The cougar was struck by an SUV in June 2021, raising questions about its journey and survival instincts.
- This event sheds light on the increasing sightings of mountain lions across various states and the challenges they face in finding habitats and mates.
Jennifer Aniston's Fun Comedy Journey in Office Christmas Party
- Discussion about the comedic value of the upcoming movie 'Office Christmas Party' featuring Jennifer Aniston and TJ Miller.
- Reflects on how sitcoms like 'Friends' and 'Seinfeld' shaped comedic understanding, with opinions on their archetypes.
- Comparison of recent technology and media consumption, including 'Black Mirror' episodes that explore memory recording.
Innovative Technology and the Future of Memory Recording Explored in Black Mirror
- Insight into a 'Black Mirror' episode about the potential to record memories, blending present-day technology with future possibilities.
- Discussion of Snapchat spectacles used during surgeries, showcasing real-time recording through a new lens.
- Debate about the advancement of technology in entertainment, contrasting 'Black Mirror' with 'Westworld' to highlight expectations of future innovations.
Bert Kreischer's Hilarious Struggle with Fitness and Fame
- Bert Kreischer discusses his fluctuating weight and humorous body image challenges.
- Brian Cowan and Moshe Kasher are mentioned as comedic peers sharing insights on fitness.
- Bert's promotional tactics include using old, thinner photos to playfully mislead fans.
Debunking Sugar Myths: The Sweet Deception Behind Saturated Fat
- Discussion on the sugar industry's influence on dietary science in the 1950s.
- The importance of balancing saturated fats with natural foods rather than processed items is emphasized.
- Insights from Dr. Rhonda Patrick highlight new findings on saturated fat and its health effects.
Tommy and the Health Revolution: The Myoplex and Zevia Journey
- Discussion about the nutritional value of Myoplex, highlighting its 75% fat, 20% protein, and 5% carbs content.
- Introduction of Zevia, a soda brand made with Stevia, praised for its healthier alternative to traditional soft drinks.
- Tommy's adventures with keto-friendly meals and how they fit into a healthy lifestyle.
Eddie Bravo's Wild Conspiracy Theories and Stunts: From Streamed Presidential Addresses to Death-Defying Feats
- Eddie Bravo's tendency to steer conversations towards conspiracy theories, particularly regarding government experiments.
- A recount of a unique streaming experience where live reactions were shared during a presidential address discussing international issues.
- The discussion transitions to crazy stunts by kids, showcasing risks taken in extreme activities and the broader cultural implications.
The Twisty Anatomy of Duck Mating Revealed by Joe Rogan
- Joe Rogan discusses the unusual reproductive anatomy of ducks, highlighting how male ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises.
- The female duck has a complex vaginal structure that allows her to control the mating process.
- Rogan points out the aggressive mating behaviors of ducks, likening them to 'rapey' actions observed in the animal kingdom.
The Dark Side of Turkey Vision Explained by Joe Rogan
- Rogan reveals that wild turkeys have extraordinary vision, capable of seeing 20 times better than humans.
- He discusses the brutal predatory relationships in nature, noting that most turkeys do not live past two years due to various threats.
- The conversation shifts to human eyesight issues, including aging and technology's impact on vision, with insights from Rogan and his guest.
Parenting Challenges: How Joe's Daughter Learns Tic-Tac-Toe with Humor
- Joe discusses the challenges of teaching his six-year-old daughter, including playing and losing at tic-tac-toe.
- He emphasizes the importance of patience and education during the learning process.
- Humor is used to describe the trivial nature of tic-tac-toe and to engage in lighthearted banter about children's perceptions of games.
Reflecting on Thanksgiving and Historical Realities: Joe's Take on Columbus and Native American Issues
- Joe challenges the misconceptions around Thanksgiving and dissects the inaccuracies taught in schools about the holiday's history.
- He questions the continued celebration of Columbus Day in light of the atrocities committed by Christopher Columbus.
- The conversation extends to Joe's personal family history, including a dark revelation about his ancestor's past actions.
George Carlin: The Timeless Comic Who Defied Age
- Discussion on George Carlin's enduring popularity even at 70 years old.
- Exploration of Carlin's transformation into the role of the angry, wise curmudgeon.
- Reflections on Carlin's health struggles and his prolific touring schedule.
Donald Trump's Controversial Connections: Comedy and Criticism
- Examination of Trump's friendship with Kanye West shortly after his mental health crisis.
- Insight into Trump's reaction to comedy, particularly the Saturday Night Live sketches.
- Discussion on Alec Baldwin's portrayal of Trump and his own controversial moments.
Humorous Insights on Kindergartners by Comedian Struggling with Parenting
- The comedian discusses conversations with his six-year-old daughter, highlighting their unique view of life.
- He emphasizes the importance of humor in parenting, advising against repetitive jokes to maintain their novelty.
- A funny anecdote about his daughter's observation on a misleading advertisement showcases children's keen perception of reality.
Shannon Briggs: The Goofy Heavyweight Champion Redefining Boxing Culture
- Discussion about heavyweight boxer Shannon Briggs and his humorous approach to gaining public attention.
- Briggs' unconventional method of engaging with the boxing community through social media is highlighted.
- The comedian reflects on the authenticity and connection that personalities like Shannon Briggs and Joey Diaz bring to their audiences.
Tommy Buns and Dave Chappelle's Unexpected Tour Experiences
- Tommy Buns is launching his first theater tour, showcasing new material.
- Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock are planning their first tour in nine years amid personal challenges.
- The dynamic between Chappelle and Rock highlights their successful careers and the impact of divorce on financials.
Water Champs and Life Hacks with Tommy Buns
- Tommy Buns is recognized as the 'water champ' for his remarkable water consumption.
- The conversation dives into the challenges of performing live and personal habits before shows.
- A humorous exchange about pee boners and coping strategies for hydration during travel.
Tom Segura's Hilarious Hydration: The Water Consumption Debate with Friends
- Discussion about a friend's excessive water consumption, humorously described by Tom Segura.
- Tom highlights a friend's habit of drinking 15 bottles of water per day.
- The conversation includes comedic exaggerations about drinking and peeing simultaneously.
Tom Segura's Comedy Specials: Catching His New Tours and Netflix Specials
- Tom Segura promotes his comedy tours and recent Netflix specials.
- Recommendations for fans to check out his new comedy material, deemed even funnier.
- Encouragement for listeners to visit Tom's official website for updates on shows.