Episode Transcript: #885 - Tom Segura
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oh shit Tommy puns we're live yo dawg what's up brother what's up man we already did a podcast
we totally did yeah we just we just went off we started going off about everything
I was really lost in it too me too well excuse me folks we're slightly intoxicated yeah that's
what happens DJ dad mouth you know I'm saying have you done any variations to DJ dad mouth now
have you got bored with it or you I'm totally bored with it I just stopped doing well I'm not I just
haven't actually done that much morning TV shows lately so there was a bunch of those in a row
now is that god damn it's folks I'm sorry I didn't even drink the buttered coffee um was did you decide
to just stop doing those things they stop I mean if it I you know if I was doing morning press
tomorrow and I just wanted to do something to entertain myself I would just do it again
I met a lot of really nice people on morning TV yeah but it's the most restrictive venue
it's really it's a bad idea from the from the thing is here like comedy clubs are just thinking
we got to let as many people know about you to sell tickets there's a certain point when you're a
certain type of comic basically where you're like that's not my my audience is not gonna find me
there people aren't gonna come because of I just feel like it's a waste of time with certain comics
to do good morning Toledo you know yeah like what percentage of the people that are watching good
morning Toledo would like your act yeah it's real low it's it's not it's not high you know I mean so
you go are you sure though like who watches those who watches those morning shows if you had a guess
housewives I guess mostly yeah I would say mostly mostly housewives yeah with their children young
children and then they get you know the guys like I'm gonna show you how to make a chicken
that it really isn't here when we come back you know what about retired people would that be in