#967 - Bill Burr

Episode Timestamps

• 00:00:00

  Bill Burr's Fashion Dilemma and Internet Trolls

  • Bill Burr discusses his recent appearance on Colin Cowherd's show and the pressure of dressing well for television.
  • He shares his strategy for dealing with online criticism and learning about current fashion trends, especially regarding socks.
  • The conversation highlights the absurdity of modern art, with Burr criticizing minimalist exhibits at art museums.
• 00:07:00

  Elon Musk's Vision: Boring Tunnels and Future Transit

  • The conversation shifts to Elon Musk, touching on his past as a young billionaire and the quirky delivery of a million-dollar car.
  • Burr discusses Musk's Bold initiative: creating earthquake-proof tunnels under Los Angeles for high-speed travel.
  • The concept involves 'sleds' that will transport cars underground at 125 miles per hour, showcasing Musk's unconventional approach to urban transportation.
• 00:09:02

  Elon Musk's Underground Passageways and the Failures of Tesla

  • Discussion about the high speeds of sleds designed by Elon Musk, reaching 125 miles an hour.
  • Critique of Tesla's reliability, citing multiple breakdowns and issues like malfunctioning door handles.
  • Concerns about the potential structural risks of Musk's proposed underground passageways in Los Angeles.
• 00:15:26

  Audie Murphy: From War Hero to Hollywood Star

  • Highlighting Audie Murphy, one of the most decorated U.S. combat soldiers in World War II who later became a movie star.
  • Exploration of Murphy's bravery, including holding off a German company single-handedly.
  • Discussion on the legacy of veterans in Hollywood and the transformation of military heroism into celebrity status post-war.
• 00:19:19

  Alexander Gustafson's Ruthless Knockout and the Acceptable Violence in UFC and Hockey

  • Discussion on Alexander Gustafson's vicious knockout of Glover Teixeira during a UFC match.
  • Exploration of the legality and acceptance of violence in sports like UFC and hockey.
  • Commentary on the physical repercussions of violent acts in sports and societal perceptions of such behavior.
• 00:25:09

  F Is for Family: The Journey to Season 2 and the Future of Netflix Promotions

  • Insight into the making of Season 2 of 'F Is for Family,' including the year-long creative process.
  • Discussion on changing promotional strategies for Netflix content and the influence of algorithms.
  • Reflection on audience engagement and the significance of tailored viewing experiences on Netflix.
• 00:28:55

  Bill Burr's Hilarious Encounter with Netflix's Unforgettable Presentation

  • Bill Burr shares his disbelief at the intense level of detail and professionalism during his Netflix meeting.
  • He reflects on the impact of fame and the differences between celebrity life before and after social media.
  • Burr humorously critiques Netflix's personalized star ratings and highlights controversies surrounding Amy Schumer's special ratings.
• 00:33:28

  The Mysterious Murder of Seth Rich: Bill Burr Discusses DNC Corruption

  • Burr recounts the murder of Seth Rich, a DNC staffer who allegedly leaked information damaging to the party.
  • He shares the strange circumstances of Rich's death and the unanswered questions surrounding it, including claims of robbery.
  • The discussion segues into fears about government surveillance and the dangers facing prosecutors, referencing recent killings among them.
• 00:38:27

  Comic Relief: Behind the Scenes with Mo Collins and Trevor DeVall

  • Mo Collins and Trevor DeVall bring immense energy and laughter to table reads.
  • Achieving humor during table reads boosts confidence among writers and cast.
  • A memorable anecdote about the challenges of making professional actors laugh.
• 00:41:46

  Catherine Heigl's Emmy Decision: A Career's Downfall?

  • Catherine Heigl opted out of Emmy consideration, citing poor material.
  • Critics note her career decline following controversial decisions from a decade ago.
  • Discussion on how celebrity decisions and perceptions impact an actor's longevity in Hollywood.
• 00:48:08

  Bert Kreischer: The Fearless Comedian Who Shocks Audiences

  • Bert Kreischer showcases his fearless personality by performing shirtless and in chaps.
  • He once convinced a band to join him in a hilarious sock-on-junk performance.
  • His wild stage antics leave other comedians in awe and questioning how to follow his act.
• 00:52:07

  Tom Segura: The Transformative Comedy Journey and Weight Loss Success

  • Tom Segura impressively transforms his life through disciplined weight loss and exercise.
  • The hosts discuss Tom's unique intensity and the comedic dynamic of his relationship with wife Christina.
  • Potential reality show ideas centered around comedic couples are humorously pitched and explored.
• 00:57:42

  The Struggle with Self-Image: A Humorous Take by Bill

  • Bill humorously contemplates losing his wife to a ripped celebrity, highlighting his insecurities around self-image.
  • An in-depth discussion about drinking habits is introduced, with Bill revealing how he copes with stress and social gatherings.
  • The concept of a 'home pour' versus commercial pour is debated, showcasing Bill's humorous take on drinking culture.
• 01:05:30

  Political Commentary Goes Awry: Bill and Alec Baldwin Dissect Trump

  • Bill discusses his views on politics, particularly his preference for Gary Johnson and skepticism towards Trump and Putin.
  • Alec Baldwin's rise as a political commentator through his Trump impressions on Saturday Night Live is highlighted.
  • The conversation shifts to media and personal anecdotes about famous personalities, presenting a mix of comedy and social commentary.
• 01:13:47

  Donald Trump Discusses Not Apologizing and Embracing Netflix

  • Donald Trump humorously mispronounces 'apologize' as 'applegize' during a discussion.
  • He mentions his lack of viewership of Saturday Night Live, claiming he prefers clips over full episodes.
  • Trump emphasizes the importance of Netflix and jokes about acquiring a new smart TV.
• 01:56:12

  The Dangers of Drones: A Modern Neighborhood Encounter

  • A personal anecdote about a drone crashing into a neighbor's yard leads to a humorous discussion about drone technology.
  • The conversation touches on the legality and invasiveness of drones hovering over private property.
  • Local reactions to drone hunting laws in Colorado highlight public sentiment towards modern surveillance.
• 01:13:47

  The Salem Witch Trials and Ergot: How LSD-like Mold Led to Hysteria

  • Discussion on how individuals were labeled as witches during the Salem witch trials due to strange behaviors caused by moldy wheat.
  • Ergot, a hallucinogenic mold, contributed to mass hysteria and misplaced fears of witchcraft.
  • Recollections of the historical context and absurdity of fear-based societal reactions to unexplained phenomena.
• 01:56:12

  Donald Trump's Presidency: A Hilarious Perspective on Leadership and Hypocrisy

  • Howard Stern humorously critiques Donald Trump's decision to run for president, questioning why he would take on such a stressful role at an older age.
  • A recounting of the interaction between Trump and Obama during the White House Correspondents' Dinner, portraying Trump as the bullied individual.
  • Discussions about Trump's eccentric habits, including blocking critics on Twitter and watching excessive television while in office.
• 01:13:47

  Referee Tim Donaghy's Gambling Scandal and NBA Manipulations

  • Tim Donaghy openly discusses his initial experiences with gambling on NBA games as a referee.
  • He reveals manipulation strategies such as calling fouls to influence game outcomes.
  • The chapter highlights a pivotal playoff game in 2002 where the referees allegedly fixed the game to ensure a seventh game for monetary reasons.
• 01:56:12

  The Consequences of Referee Corruption: Money and Fame in the NBA

  • The discussion elaborates on the high salaries of NBA players compared to referees, emphasizing the financial stakes in the sport.
  • Referee salaries and the potential temptations they face due to NBA player earnings are explored.
  • The impact of this corruption on the integrity of the game is discussed, with mentions of the overall influence of gambling in sports.
• 01:13:47

  Bill Burr and Trump: Speculations on Impeachment and Stress

  • Bill Burr discusses the public perception of Donald Trump and his likelihood of facing legal consequences.
  • The conversation touches on Bill Clinton's impeachment and how Trump may handle public scrutiny.
  • Burr reflects on the media's portrayal of Trump and the validity of claims about his personal struggles.
• 01:56:12

  Tiger Woods: The Fall from Grace and Media Misrepresentation

  • The discussion compares Tiger Woods’ personal struggles with public perception and media narratives.
  • Burr criticizes the media for sensationalizing Woods' issues and creating unfair narratives about his character.
  • The conversation also highlights the physical toll on athletes like Woods and how personal life events can compound those challenges.