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#969 - Andrew Santino

NaN minutesEpisode #969

Andrew Santino is a stand up comedian and actor. His special "Home Field Advantage" premieres on June 2 & he's on the new show "I'm Dying Up Here" premiering on June 4, both on SHOWTIME.

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Episode Timestamps

  • Chito Santino's Humorous Journey: From Cheeto Legs to Orange-Haired Comedians

    • Chito Santino reflects on his move to Los Angeles and his early experiences with basketball and partying.
    • A humorous incident involving 'Cheeto legs' arises from his friends making fun of his orange leg hairs.
    • Santino develops a unique brand identity on social media inspired by this nickname and shows admiration for comedians like Bill Burr and Louis C.K.
  • The Struggles of Masculinity and the Importance of Mental Health in America

    • Santino discusses the stereotypes surrounding masculinity and how society paints men, particularly white males, as the enemy.
    • He emphasizes the need for understanding the pressures faced by law enforcement officers and veterans, advocating for a better mental health support system.
    • Santino highlights a relevant discussion with psychiatrist Kelly Brogan about the downsides of psychiatric drugs and the importance of exercise and diet for mental well-being.
  • Accutane's Dark Legacy: A Candid Reflection on Youth and Pharmaceutical Risks

    • Accutane, a powerful acne medication, was linked to severe side effects including suicide among youths.
    • The author recounts being pressured by Showtime's lawyers to remove a joke referencing the drug due to its sponsorship ties.
    • Survivors of Accutane reflect on their experiences, the societal pressures of acne, and the extreme measures taken for self-esteem.
  • The Struggles of Acne: Personal Stories and Disturbing Consequences of Treatment

    • Discussion of extreme personal experiences with acne and the physical and emotional impacts during adolescence.
    • The potential lethal side effects of acne treatments, including severe surgeries and irreversible damage.
    • Comparative insights into the public interest in dermatological procedures and the obsession with aesthetics as experienced by the author.
  • An Unconventional Medical Diagnosis: The Story of a College Student's Testicular Cyst

    • A college student reflects on a misdiagnosis of a testicular cyst as a 'buildup of semen' by a campus doctor.
    • The alarming experience prompts the student to seek a second opinion from a better doctor, revealing the initial doctor's incompetence.
    • The absurdity of the situation is highlighted by the doctor's bizarre suggestion of using a hot tub to address the issue.
  • The Intersection of Sex, Power, and Money: Reflections on Prostitution and Wealth

    • The discussion shifts to the societal views on prostitution and how legalizing it could change public perceptions of sexual relationships.
    • J. Howard Marshall and Anna Nicole Smith's controversial marriage exemplifies how financial transactions can blur the lines of traditional relationships.
    • The participants explore the difference between millionaires and billionaires, asserting that undisclosed royal wealth may dwarf publicly known fortunes.
  • The Surprising Wealth of the British Royal Family and the Rothschild Legacy

    • Discussion on the staggering estimated wealth of the British royal family at 1.4 trillion dollars.
    • Reference to the mysterious financial maneuvers of the Rothschild family, with estimates ranging from 1 billion to 700 trillion dollars.
    • Insight into the perception and cultural impact of wealth on social behavior, especially in the context of George Soros.
  • Survival Lessons from Nature: The Bold Leap of Newborn Birds

    • An observation of the brutal survival instincts exhibited by newborn birds that jump off cliffs immediately after hatching.
    • Reflection on how wealth can affect character and upbringing, drawing parallels with the challenges faced by wealthy children.
    • A humorous anecdote about a personal encounter with nature, featuring a bird that survived a collision with a window.
  • Exploring Hummingbirds: Discoveries by Joe in Costa Rica

    • Joe visits a hummingbird sanctuary in Costa Rica, observing their unique hovering abilities.
    • Discussion on hummingbird diet, including nectar, pollen, and insects, revealing their omnivorous nature.
    • Joe reflects on the astonishing features of birds, including their evolution from dinosaurs.
  • Moose Encounters and Car Accidents: Wild Stories from Joe's Past

    • Joe shares his experience of encountering a massive moose in Canada, emphasizing its size compared to a school bus.
    • Discussion about the dangers of hitting a moose with a car, sharing anecdotes of road accidents involving deer.
    • Joe conveys how memories of witnessing a serious car accident shaped his perception of car safety and youth recklessness.
  • The Haunting Mistake of a Hit-and-Run: The High School Kid's Regret

    • A wealthy high school friend faces a severe hit-and-run incident without knowing how to handle the aftermath.
    • A NASCAR driver painted a victim's name on his car in protest of a notorious hit-and-run case involving a childhood acquaintance.
    • The hit-and-run driver eventually confesses to the victim's family, revealing the emotional turmoil and guilt he had carried for years.
  • The Dark Secrets of Chicago's Teachers: A Shocking Prostitution Scandal

    • A shocking revelation surfaces about teachers in suburban Chicago allegedly running a prostitution ring.
    • The speaker shares their personal family history, highlighting the oppressive influence of the Catholic Church on divorce and family dynamics.
    • Discussion unfolds about the Catholic Church’s systemic issues, including child abuse scandals involving priests and the church's failure to address these crimes.
  • Kathy Griffin's Controversial Art: The Barbarism of Holding a Severed Head

    • Discussion on Kathy Griffin's controversial performance art involving holding a bloody head, drawing parallels with past political outrage.
    • Critique of how extreme reactions on both the left and right have overshadowed logical discourse in politics.
    • Exploration of the implications of violence and barbarism in political expressions, emphasizing the need for a more humane response.
  • Gentrification and Community: The Struggles of Neighborhood Identity

    • Analysis of gentrification as a shift in neighborhood identity and the societal reactions it triggers.
    • Emphasis on the inevitability of change in neighborhoods and the nostalgia that complicates these dynamics.
    • Reflections on the personal and communal impacts of changing demographics and economic landscapes in local environments.
  • Navigating Life's Maze: Lessons from Risk-Takers and Capitalism According to the Author

    • The author encourages individuals to focus on taking risks to improve their financial situation in a capitalist society.
    • Discussion on the importance of not complaining about one's circumstances but rather finding a way to navigate challenges.
    • Criticism of the climate change agreement and a reference to the author's daughter advising against a decision related to it.
  • Gender Suppression and Societal Parallels: Insights from 'The Handmaid's Tale' and Iran's Transformation

    • Explores the themes of female oppression in 'The Handmaid's Tale' and its reflection on current societal fears regarding women's rights.
    • Contrasts Iran's modern status with its past, highlighting drastic changes in women's freedom since the Ayatollah's rise.
    • Critique of religious ideologies that restrict women's rights and the debate on empowerment versus oppression in clothing mandates.
  • Joe Rogan Mocks Extravagance of Pope Francis: The 'Poop Pope'

    • Joe Rogan critiques the opulent attire of Pope Francis, questioning the need for such extravagance in religious representation.
    • He humorously refers to the Pope as the 'poop pope,' highlighting the absurdity he sees in the priest's elaborate garments.
    • Rogan raises questions about the hypocrisy of religious figures donning lavish clothing while preaching humility.
  • Rogan and Comedians Discuss the Pope Mobile: A Symbol of Faith or Irony?

    • Discussion about the Pope Mobile leads to jokes about its bulletproof features and contrasting meanings of faith.
    • Comedians joke about the Pope's casual demeanor towards potential threats, reflecting a humorous take on his public image.
    • The conversation shifts to car culture, humorously comparing the Pope Mobile to other celebrity vehicles, including those of the King of Saudi Arabia.
  • Haines and the Fascination with Building Kit Cars: A Journey into the Automotive World

    • Discussion about Haines, a British company specializing in zero A to Z manuals for hand-building vehicles.
    • Recollection of personal experiences with building kit cars, specifically mentioning a Noble car and MGs.
    • Exploration of modern modifications where classic cars like the 1969 Bronco are upgraded with contemporary engines.
  • The Iconic Cars of Our Past: Nostalgia and Modification in the Automotive Scene

    • Introduction of the GT500 Super Swap project where a modern Shelby GT500 body is placed over a 1969 Mustang.
    • Reflections on the future of car ownership and the inevitable decline of current models as classics.
    • Mention of Sylvester Stallone's Lamborghini Countach from 'Rocky IV' and the nostalgic value of iconic cars in pop culture.
  • Sylvester Stallone's Impact and Connection: Charity for Tom Arnold

    • The speaker shares a memorable encounter with Sylvester Stallone at a charity event for Tom Arnold.
    • Stallone, despite his superstar status, is described as friendly and down-to-earth.
    • The speaker recalls a humorous interaction about social media fame during a trip to Japan.
  • Bruce Willis and the Evolution of International Action Stardom

    • The conversation shifts to Bruce Willis, discussing his enduring appeal and international success in action films.
    • Insights are shared about Willis's last movie, 'A Good Day to Die Hard,' and his significant box office draw, especially overseas.
    • The discussion also touches on the current state of action films and the dominance of comic book adaptations in modern cinema.
  • Kevin James' Comedy Bits Stolen for Seinfeld: The Price of Auditioning

    • Kevin James experienced having his signature bits adapted into Seinfeld after a showcase audition.
    • Contemporary audition processes allow character ideas to be used without compensation, raising ethical concerns.
    • Stand-up comedians historically faced theft of material, especially prevalent during the 1970s.
  • The Rise and Fall of Comedy Legends: The Cocaine Influence

    • Sam Kinison's brilliant yet short-lived comedy career was greatly affected by cocaine use.
    • The competitive comedy scene in Boston was notorious for its substance abuse among club owners and performers.
    • The discussion highlights a shift towards sobriety in modern comedy, contrasting with the wild lifestyles of past comedians.
  • Mary Kay Letourneau's Controversial Relationship with a Former Student: A 21-Year Journey

    • Mary Kay Letourneau, a former teacher, had a relationship with her student, which led to imprisonment and a later marriage.
    • After 21 years together, their son wakes up to the reality of their age difference and the legal troubles faced by Letourneau.
    • Despite their past, the couple continues to navigate life, including challenges related to Letourneau’s registered sex offender status.
  • Gabriel Iglesias' Comedy Comeback and His Unique Connection to Fans

    • Gabriel Iglesias, known as 'Fluffy', makes a triumphant return to the comedy scene after taking a break.
    • He shares upcoming tour dates across Europe and the United States, showcasing his popularity and fan connection.
    • Iglesias releases a new special titled 'Home Field Advantage', filmed in his hometown, creating a nostalgic moment for both him and his audience.
  • The Carol Burnett Show: Pioneering Female Comedy in Hollywood

    • Discussion of Carol Burnett's innovative contributions to comedy through her show, The Carol Burnett Show.
    • Comparison of Burnett's influence to that of Lucille Ball, underlining the rarity of powerful female leads in early television.
    • Recognition of the cultural significance of Burnett's show during a time when male dominance in Hollywood was pervasive.
  • Fatty Arbuckle: The Scandal That Shattered a Career

    • Examination of the infamous Fatty Arbuckle scandal involving the tragic death of Virginia Rappe.
    • Overview of Arbuckle's legal battles and public perception, likened to the media frenzy around the O.J. Simpson trial.
    • Discussion on the impact of Arbuckle's acquittal on his career, illustrating how public opinion can shape fate despite legal outcomes.
  • Jim Carrey's Dramatic Insight into the Stand-Up World and the Influence of Mitzi Shore

    • Jim Carrey, as an executive producer, emphasizes the rich history of performing stand-up comedy and acknowledges the hardships faced by comedians.
    • He clarifies that their show is a dramatic portrayal of the comedy industry rather than a traditional comedy, highlighting the struggles of young stand-ups.
    • The chapter pays tribute to Mitzi Shore, the influential figure behind the comedy store, recognizing her revolutionary impact on the comedy world and detailing the unique pressures she placed on comedians.
  • The Comedy Store: Evolving from Tough Beginnings to a Hub of Laughter

    • The narrative shifts to the personal experiences of comedians who witnessed the transformation of the Comedy Store from a challenging environment to a bustling comedy venue.
    • Stories illustrate the pressure of performing after legendary figures such as Richard Pryor and the importance of resilience in the comedy scene.
    • There is a discussion about the unique philosophy of making performers 'sink or swim,' fostering growth and camaraderie among comedians in the competitive space.
  • Andrew Santino's Journey in Comedy and the Launch of 'Home Field Advantage'

    • Andrew Santino discusses his experiences in comedy, expressing the passion that initially drew him to the art form.
    • He reflects on his Showtime special 'Home Field Advantage', highlighting a remarkable rock bit not included in the special.
    • Santino encourages support for the upcoming comedy show on Showtime and acknowledges the evolving landscape of comedy.
  • Brett Weinstein's Controversial Exit from Evergreen College Amidst Student Protests

    • Brett Weinstein, a college professor from Evergreen College, discusses his forced resignation due to campus protests.
    • The college faced shutdown after students protested against Weinstein's refusal to participate in a 'white stay home day'.
    • Weinstein, who identifies as progressive, finds himself targeted by students accusing him of racism, highlighting tensions around political correctness.
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