#814 - Ari Shaffir

Episode Timestamps

• 00:00:00

  Comedy Insights and Legendary Music Venues: The Nostalgia of Kurt Cobain and Led Zeppelin's Historic Performances

  • Discussion of Seattle's significance in stand-up comedy and music history, particularly regarding Kurt Cobain and Nirvana.
  • Mention of iconic venues like the Fillmore and Chicago Theater that hosted legendary performances, including Led Zeppelin's early shows.
  • Exploration of the enduring legacy of classic rock bands and the nostalgia felt by performers when recalling their experiences in these venues.
• 00:01:45

  The Legal Battle Over 'Stairway to Heaven': Led Zeppelin Faces Allegations of Musical Theft

  • Led Zeppelin's ongoing lawsuit regarding claims of theft related to their song 'Stairway to Heaven'.
  • Discussion of the similarities between 'Stairway to Heaven' and the song 'Taurus' by the band Spirit, leading to legal ramifications.
  • Commentary on the band's historical significance and the implications of music copyright in the rock genre.
• 00:11:16

  King Tut's Genetic Legacy: Incest and Its Consequences Uncovered by Albert Zinc

  • Albert Zinc reveals through genetic testing that King Tut's parents were siblings, leading to severe health issues.
  • King Tut displayed multiple ailments including feminine hips, pronounced overbite, and club foot, attributed to his incestuous lineage.
  • The notion of a curse is debunked; scientific research points solely to genetic problems stemming from incest.
• 00:20:31

  Michael Jackson's Disturbing Secrets: Alleged Evidence of Child Exploitation Uncovered

  • Reports detail shocking items found at Michael Jackson's estate, including graphic images involving children.
  • Former prosecutors allege there were five victims who made accusations of sexual abuse against Jackson.
  • The discovery includes disturbing photos and diaries reportedly linked to Jackson's controversial lifestyle.
• 00:22:51

  Michael Jackson's Controversial Legacy: The Hidden Truths Revealed

  • Discussion centers around the transformation of individuals through cosmetic surgery, emphasizing the case of the 'Russian Barbie' who underwent extensive modifications.
  • Speculative conversation about the future of artificial intelligence and its implications on human interaction and relationships.
  • Michael Jackson's legacy is scrutinized in light of new allegations and the challenges faced in reconciling his fame with serious accusations against him.
• 00:30:05

  Debate on Morality and Media: Child Exploitation and Artistic Freedom

  • Exploration of the complexities surrounding animated child pornography and its ethical implications.
  • Discussion on how media, including pornography, can influence behavior and societal norms.
  • Reference to a recent statement from Michael Jackson's estate denying all allegations, highlighting the ongoing controversy surrounding his legacy.
• 00:34:01

  Mark Furman and the O.J. Simpson Trial: Evidence Manipulation Allegations

  • Mark Furman, a former police officer, is suspected of planting evidence in the O.J. Simpson case.
  • The discussion includes Furman's controversial behavior during the investigation, including brandishing a baseball bat.
  • The infamous 'glove fits' moment in the trial raises questions about the integrity of the evidence presented.
• 00:39:20

  Cultural Commentary: Drug and Movie References Amid O.J. Trial Debate

  • The conversation shifts to the marketing of drugs and cultural references that highlight ironic sales peaks following tragedies.
  • In-depth analysis of public perception regarding drugs tied to celebrity deaths sparks humor and introspection.
  • Discussion surrounding the film 'Inception' brings up themes of reality and addictive behavior, paralleling the experiences of quitting smoking.
• 00:44:43

  Joey Diaz and the Nicotine Buzz: A Comedy's Exploration of Smoking

  • Joey Diaz shares anecdotes about smoking and its effects on cognitive function.
  • Discussion on the addictive properties of nicotine and its perceived benefits.
  • Mention of experiences smoking with comedians Doug Stanhope and Tony Hinchcliffe.
• 00:53:51

  Justin Trudeau’s Stance on Marijuana Regulation and Childhood Protection

  • Trudeau discusses the high incidence of underage marijuana usage in Canada.
  • Emphasizes the need for regulation to protect children rather than outright prohibition.
  • Comedians reflect on societal attitudes towards alcohol and drugs, highlighting hypocrisy in their legal treatment.
• 00:56:03

  Exposing Political Manipulation: The Civil Rights Movement and Hillary Clinton's Emails

  • Discussion on how the civil rights and anti-war movements faced crackdowns through drug-related arrests.
  • Controversial claims regarding Hillary Clinton's emails, involving Julian Assange and WikiLeaks.
  • Contrasting opinions on the potential legal repercussions for Clinton compared to individuals in similar positions.
• 00:59:41

  The Confusing Landscape of Democratic Primaries and Voter Registration

  • Discourse on the logistical barriers independent voters face in participating in Democratic primaries.
  • Criticism of the political system's favoritism towards established party members.
  • Exploration of public perception of candidates like Bernie Sanders versus Hillary Clinton amid primary challenges.
• 01:13:47

  Jeremiah and the Power of Live Shows: A Closer Look at Daft Punk vs. Pearl Jam

  • Discussion on the vibrant performance of Daft Punk compared to Pearl Jam's more subdued approach.
  • Jeremiah, a non-drug user, prefers the engaging live experience of LCD Soundsystem.
  • The contrast between artists who connect with their audience versus those who rely on past fame.
• 01:56:12

  Dana White's Birthday Bash: Stone Temple Pilots Deliver a Powerful Performance

  • Stone Temple Pilots, led by a troubled yet passionate frontman, shone during Dana White's surprise birthday.
  • Despite a small audience, the band's energy was electric, captivating even those unfamiliar with their music.
  • Anecdotes of past performances highlight the importance of artist engagement in live shows.
• 01:13:47

  Mick Jagger's Fitness Secrets: How the Rolling Stones Frontman Stays Energized On Stage

  • Mick Jagger runs up to eight miles a day to prepare for concerts, incorporating sprints and swimming.
  • He engages in diverse physical activities, including kickboxing, ballet, and Pilates, to maintain stamina and balance.
  • Despite critics, Jagger covers significant distances while performing, showcasing impressive energy levels during shows.
• 02:23:18

  Legends of the Deep: Dissecting Loch Ness Monster and Lake Champlain's Champ with Jeremy Wade

  • Theories surrounding Nessie include a giant fish species, with discussions revolving around sturgeon as a potential inhabitant.
  • Jeremy Wade, host of 'River Monsters,' discusses his encounters with massive fish, including the feared muskalunge known for eating ducks.
  • Conversations touch on fishing experiences, cooking techniques, and the vital link between fresh catches and sustainable cooking methods.
• 01:13:47

  Joe Perry's Hilarious Bigfoot Prank: The Aerosmith Guitarist's Viral Video

  • Joe Perry, guitarist of Aerosmith, created a fake Bigfoot video featuring a detailed setup with a man in a ghillie suit.
  • The video was humorously critiqued for its ridiculousness and poor acting, highlighting the absurdity of the Sasquatch myth.
  • The conversation revolves around the entertaining element of bored artists making silly viral content, with references to Boston culture.
• 02:30:00

  Bobcat Goldthwait's Dark Documentary: A Deep Dive into Barry Crimmins' Life

  • Bobcat Goldthwait discusses his documentary 'Call Me Lucky,' which focuses on comedian Barry Crimmins and his traumatic childhood experiences.
  • The documentary sheds light on Crimmins' influential role in early Boston stand-up comedy and his efforts to heal from past abuse.
  • The conversation touches on the complexities of personal trauma and the challenges the legal system poses for victims, comparing it to recent high-profile cases.
• 01:36:49

  The Duke Lacrosse Case: Exploring the Impact of False Allegations on Lives

  • Discussion on how internet mobs respond to perceived injustices when legal systems fail, referencing the Duke lacrosse case.
  • Debate over the accusations made by a woman against a music producer, exploring the intersection of personal trauma and contract disputes.
  • The impact of a contract on a woman's career and her claims of being unable to make music due to alleged abuse.
• 01:50:06

  The Dark Side of Child Stardom: Reality versus Fame

  • Insights into the struggles faced by child stars and the difficulties of growing up in the public eye.
  • Comparison of personal career paths and the pressure to succeed within impacted environments, like the television industry.
  • Reflection on the challenges of appreciating success and the complexities of childhood fame affecting personal development.
• 01:07:41

  The Potent Truth Behind Eating Edibles: Joey Diaz's Extreme THC Experience

  • Discussion on the difference between smoking and eating THC, emphasizing varying effects and dosages.
  • Joey Diaz's experience consuming high doses of marijuana edibles, including the 'Stars of Death'.
  • Importance of knowing individual tolerance and the impact of body fat on THC absorption.
• 01:14:54

  Ari Shaffir's Unique Approach: Comedy and Sugar's Dark Side in Edinburgh

  • Ari Shaffir prepares for his stand-up shows in Edinburgh, highlighting the comedy culture there.
  • Exploration of dietary habits and the consequences of sugar consumption, referencing Dean Delray's diabetes.
  • Insight into innovative ticketing methods used in Edinburgh, where audience members pay based on their enjoyment.